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Horny

I started the day out all mild mannered and relaxed, content to do nothing more than go to work, do my job quietly, and come home and rest. Just like every other normal day of the work week.

That was the plan, at least.

But something changed. As the day progressed, I found myself getting hornier and hornier, and Rebecca sending me a butt-naked (literally) picture randomly didn’t help matters at all. So I tried to put all erotic thoughts out of my mind and be professional, but then the girls of the office started talking about threesomes and orgies and various sexual experiences (something they never talk about) and I found myself getting more and more wired up.

So I start doing the horny dance in my chair while I worked – you girls out there know what I’m talking about – and for some reason, the day flew by.

So I hit the door like a racehorse and jumped on the bus home.

Luckily I got a seat by myself so I decided to use the time to work on the first episode of vo·yeur, because I want to have it done by the time my monthly newsletter goes out (because, you know, my newsletter recipients get each episode free while everyone else has to pay for them 😛 ), and became totally distracted by this long dark haired goddess that decided to sit next to me. Like, practically on me. I looked over at her and smiled, and she smiled back, and…well…it’s a good thing I’m taken, because I swear to motherfucking god if I wasn’t we would have fucked right then and there. 😀

So when I finally got home I hit the door, gave my brother a quick kiss, and told him I absolutely had to write and if he or anyone else interrupted me there would be bloodshed. I then popped my headphones in my ear and plopped down to begin the first episode of vo·yeur.

Which only made matters worse. Cause story is hot.

Since Rebecca can’t come over (work weeks’ suck for booty calls) I figured I’d get all of the hormones out of my system during my daily workout. Which kind of worked. So I’m sitting here ass naked, hot, and sweaty writing out this Diary entry before I jump in a nice, cold shower.

If that doesn’t get this all out of my system, then…I dunno. One of you may be getting a booty call. 😀 Wish me luck! 😉

#Horny

#InHeat

#Alexa

 

“You cannot blame porn….When I was young, I used to masturbate to Gilligan’s Island.”

– Ron Jeremy

 

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2 Comments

  1. Richie G on 16th February 2017 at 10:50 am

    *****Kissy *****Kiss!*****Kiss! …on those cheeks! 😉

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