Do you have a name for your most private, intimate, and exciting of parts? I don’t personally, but from what I’ve learned recently it’s apparently a thing.
Take my girlfriend Rebecca, for instance. I went to grab her by the lady parts (ala Trump style) and she squeals and tells me to be more careful with…well…I promised I wouldn’t say or write what its name was, so
(Clears throat) ANYWAY, Amazon contacted me over Taken today. They actually got an American rep who seemed just as baffled as I was about the constant back and forth between me and the review team. He asked me to write them again as clearly as possible to see what happens, telling me to name drop him personally and assuring me that he would record our conversation and attach it to the notes.
So I wrote them, doing exactly what he said. We’ll see what happens. I’ll keep you guys updated.
In other recent author news, I’m actually several months ahead of my publishing schedule, and I absolutely can’t wait to release Voyeur: Season 1, Episode 1, which I just finished today. I already want to start working on the second episode! 😄
Just a reminder: my newsletter subscribers will get each episode of Voyeur free. Everyone else has to pay for it. Just sayin’.
Anyway, goodnight loves. Be naughty. 😉
“The way to get better pornography is to give pornographers better sex.”
– John Preston