Did you miss me?

My first Diary entry after my hiatus motherfuckers! It feels so good to be back!


I’ll get to the good part first. Yes, I went out to the club last night for Halloween, something I rarely do. And yes, I got drunk off my ass, also something I rarel…who the fuck am I kidding? I get drunk all the goddamn time. 😀 Anyway, I had a lot of fun, and as several of you know (my special guys on Twitter especially) I met a girl. Which is probably why a lot of you are reading this entry, to see what happened.

Before I go any further I should probably say that sleeping with people I don’t know it’s not something I normally do. I’ve done it, yes, but it’s not like it’s a habitual thing.

Last night was an exception.

And fuck it was a fun exception! That girl is amazing, and she has the cutest little tattoo on her labia! Who the fuck has the ovaries to get a tattoo on their labia?! Not me. Ever. Anyway, our night alone it was a lot of fun, and if I’m lucky I’ll get to repeat it again. It was supposed to just be a one-time thing, but when the smoke cleared (damn near literally) I think it’s going to end up being a little bit more than that.

She spent the night, even met my brother (who was highly amused by the way), and we exchanged contact information and made plans to hook up again this weekend. Well, not necessarily hook up hook up, but at least go out. I think the way last night went, however, hooking up is kind of a foregone conclusion.

And yes, guys, if you’re waiting for me to say it, I did, in fact, sit on her face. 😀 She wouldn’t let me take pictures though, even when I tried to tell her I’d keep them to myself and it was something I do all the time. She doesn’t want her body on the internet like that, and with a body like hers, I have to say I understand.

Now a lot of you that know me are probably wondering what happened to Rebecca. The short answer is we’re really good friends, but the couple thing wasn’t exactly working out. Long story short: my life is simply too hectic to have a relationship. At least not in the way she wanted or deserved. We’re still great friends, and we still hang out, and occasionally even do other things, but as far as a relationship goes…my life is just too crazy for that.


About my day.

It was really fairly typical. I went to work hungover for about half the day (typical) snorted some aspirin (again, typical), and once my headache left, I actually had a good day. It’s a good thing to my co-workers don’t know what I do for a living and where I went last night, or I would have never heard the end of it.

I did get a lot of (Yellow) editing done on Killer Lolis, but otherwise, my day was unremarkable. Of course, if you’ve read any of my past entries, you know my life rarely stays that way. It’s a curse.

And a gift.

Goodnight loves.

Dream of me…


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  1. EJ on 1st November 2017 at 9:05 pm

    What a first diary entry in months! And, you’re welcum for the cheesy pickup line last night, Alexa! haha Hopefully last night wasn’t just a one time thing, as you two looked ADORABLE together in that pic you posted last night BEFORE the facesitting occurred! lmao Damn, I wish I could have been a fly on your wall last night to have gotten to SEE what happened! 😀 <3

    • Alexa Nichols on 2nd November 2017 at 8:57 pm

      We sat at a small table and drank tea like proper little ladies of course.

      After we fucked each other senseless. 😀

  2. Jim on 1st November 2017 at 9:18 pm

    Glad to see the fair back!! Sorry to hear things with Rebecca didn’t work out, but if you’re still friends, that’s coo!! Looking forward to reading about your crazy life again!! Spider monkey away!! 😜

    • Alexa Nichols on 2nd November 2017 at 8:58 pm

      Thank you! Yeah, I missed venting to you guys every day. It was such a release of pent-up emotion; I’m glad I’m back at it! 🙂

  3. Richie on 2nd November 2017 at 11:37 am

    Hi Alexa, I really, really, really, missed your Diary. I’m so glad you are giving me something to do again while I sit on my couch early in the morning having my first cup of joe. Sorry to hear about Rebecca. I was hoping you were going to bring her to San Francisco when you come visiting us. Hopefully, your new beau will want to come instead. Welcome back, girlfriend!!

    • Alexa Nichols on 2nd November 2017 at 9:00 pm

      Thank you, Richie!!! I’m bringing some-motherfucking-body because I hate going places I don’t know alone. And my brother won’t come because, well, “J.C.” #EyeRoll 😀

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