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Being a stupid pocket-lesbian, mangling French Toast, and dyslexic crack-addicted monkeys

Dear Diary,

I am one tired pocket-lesbian. No lie. See, I couldn’t get to sleep last night, so I decided to stay up and be productive, which led me to drink coffee, which led me to overdose on coffee, which led me to mangle my first attempt at French Toast, which was followed by zombie-walking through the latter half of my day and pounding away at my keyboard trying to write something creative like a dyslexic, hemorrhaging monkey on crack.

It wasn’t one of my sexier moments.

Still, somehow, I managed to crank out a few thousand words, with half of them even being legible. Hell, as I write this entry, Word is looking like some sort of mangled Christmas document the way it’s underlining every other thing with pretty little multi-colored squiggly lines. It’s kind of pretty, actually. Grammarly is going to cancel my subscription when I push the button to start checking this bestial motherfucker.

Just for fun, one day I’m going to publish an entry with zero editing or revisions.

But not today. 😀

Tomorrow is going to be a bit of a sad day for me: I have errands to run, which means no writing at all. I guess that also means I can flush out the plot a bit more on my current story, but that’s not the same as writing. And it’s nowhere near as satisfying. It’s kind of like eating a salad to stave away hunger instead of a hamburger and cheese fries. You might get full, but…

Anyway, aside from working on the rough draft of The Qedesha’s Handmaiden, organizing Good Girls Gone Bad (another upcoming book that is just waiting on the cover to be finished), and promising my bestie I would dog-sit for her next week for a few days, my day has been pretty uneventful.

So far.

There’s always the night. 😛

#Alexa

 

zzzzzzz

 

“Diamonds are a girl’s best friend, and dogs are a man’s best friend. Now you know which sex has more sense.”

– Zsa Zsa Gabor

10 Comments

  1. Ronnie Mullins on 24th January 2018 at 7:38 pm

    Get some sleep damn it.

  2. Lamar on 24th January 2018 at 8:08 pm

    You poor, poor thing, slow down. You don’t want to strain yourself to the point of no reason, get you some rest sweetie. At least, you can think of more ideas for your writing.

    • Alexa Nichols on 25th January 2018 at 10:22 pm

      Yeah, I have that problem often. I’m very driven to succeed. Sometimes to a fault… 🤔

  3. Anne Barrett on 24th January 2018 at 8:24 pm

    Poor Alexa, get some rest tonight. I know you going to be busy tomorrow. Sweet dreams baby girl have a great night Alexa,

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    • Alexa Nichols on 26th January 2018 at 11:00 am

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  5. Kinky Richie on 26th January 2018 at 12:21 pm

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