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Archive for May 2018

Anne’s mouth. 😲

Dear Diary, It is fucking hot outside, people! I mean, offensively hot! I didn’t realize just how hot it got during the day (I’m usually indoors working) but I had to take Anne to the dentist (34 root canals) and damn. 😖 And to make matters worse: I couldn’t get that motherfucking song The Humpty…

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Dear Diary, Having an ex randomly drop by that your still friends with but not entirely over can be…interesting. Not bad, just…interesting. Especially when you have a mountain of author tasks to assassinate and your horny as fuck. See attached picture. And then to hamper my productivity even more Anne decided she wanted to marathon-watch…

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I’m almost there!

Dear Diary, I had an impressively productive day today. Not only did I completely finish Quickies Cumpilation Volume 3, (If you haven’t picked up volumes one and two, you really should. Good stuff.) but I also published another collection of short stories under a pen name. Patreon subscribers: be on the lookout for it soon.…

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It’s almost that time of the month!

Dear Diary, Alexa® had a rough day today – and last night. See, I decided to take Memorial Day off from writing and just spend time with my friends and family, which went fantastic at first – until later in the night when Anne wouldn’t let me sleep because she forced me to play Skyrim…

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Awesome weekend! (Anne’s Entry)

Dear Diary, Butt naked Sunday with Alexa all day long and playing SKYRIM too. How is everyone doing? Alexa is cooking hamburger for dinner. It smells so good. I love me some Alexa. This week I have to go to the dentist and Alexa is going with me she is awesome. We are going have…

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Short, sweet, and to the point. Like me! 😊

Dear Diary, Writing this in the bath. Didn’t do anything productive today except harass Anne, nap, and play Skyrim. As soon as I get out of the bath, I plan on repeating all of the above. And maybe rape-eat some tacos. Cause hungry. In other words: completely lazy Saturday. I’ve earned it. 😘 #Alexa  …

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Tricked into sleeping with Anne! 😳

Dear Diary, I just woke up about an hour ago. And I lost the sleep competition! 😭 Anne cheated though – when things started getting intense (around 7AM) I laid back to read (Christine Feehan’s Carpathian Series) and Anne started giving me little backrubs. Next thing I know I’m waking up an hour ago with…

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My first – and last – time…

Dear Diary, I’m pushing out this entry super early because I have a lot to do before I head back home. Yesterday was a somber day; today was a bit lighter, but more thoughtful. We stayed up so late last night talking and sharing stories (and even talking about Skyrim ⚔) that I lost track…

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An interesting day

Dear Diary, I’m not exactly sure how to sum this day up. Interesting, for sure (and not just because this is the first time I’ve ever tried scrambled eggs and chili), but also somber and humbling. The things some people survive is absolutely amazing. Listening to this woman’s story was a splash in the face…

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