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Archive for June 2018

The hardest part about being me…

Dear Diary, Want to know what the hardest part about being me is? My tenacity. Some people try and put a negative spin on it by calling it stubbornness, but then some people believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster, so… Why is my tenacity the hardest thing about being me? Well, when it comes to…

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Drunk Night (Anne’s Entry)

I went to the store for my best friend and I got her 211 from 7Eleven and I got me some ice cream lighter and my cigarette I won for staying up long. I watched Alexa a way today. And she is eating last pizza from Papa John’s we didn’t like the pizza. How is…

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#ButtNakedSunday

Dear Diary, Yesterday was not my favorite #ButtNakedSunday by a long shot. I spent it naked, yes (as my Patreon subscribers can see), but I also spent it fighting a budding migraine. It started the night before, and yesterday it decided to blossom. The only thing that seemed to make it go away was standing…

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Sibling war!

Dear Diary, Yeah, I started it. Not that I meant to, of course (😇), but once I commit to something, it’s hard for me to back down. See, it all started because Anne and I were curious as to what would happen if I put orange juice in my vaporizer. I put coffee in it…

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Skyrim can now be played on – me?!

Dear Diary, HOLY SHIT Y’ALL I JUST FOUND OUT YOU CAN LEGIT PLAY SKYRIM ON AMAZON ALEXA! Which I don’t have, of course, so I ended up downloading the Alexa app to my phone to test this out. It’s fucking awesome. It threw me straight into my Dungeons & Dragons playing days, and I spent…

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Fucking. Exhausted.

Dear Diary, Imagine oatmeal. Freshly cooked, in a bowl, with nothing else added. Now imagine letting that oatmeal cool on the counter until it solidifies a bit, and then pick its bowl up and turn it over until it plops out all over the counter. That’s how my brain feels right now. 😳 I spent…

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Why I should take a vacation. And why I’m not.

Dear Diary, I’ve determined that there’s a spring or six loose in my internal clock: I went to bed last night at 6PM because I was just exhausted and woke up this morning around 1AM feeling completely rested and alert. So, of course, I jumped on the computer and started writing, which I did for…

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A day of music.

Dear Diary, This has been a day of music. Everything Anne and I did today seemed to have its own soundtrack, as we constantly played music wherever we were. Grocery shopping, house shopping, cleaning. Everything. Jamming out. Loved it. 🎵 Want to know what I didn’t love? Having only a half-day of writing, since we…

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Tired, werewolves, and Net Neutrality…

Dear Diary, I’ve yet to go to sleep. I woke up so late yesterday that I knew there was no way in hell I could reset my sleep schedule without staying up today, so that’s exactly what I did. Which explains why the keys are sliding around as I’m trying to type this and the…

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Simmering my mind. 🧠

Dear Diary, There’s really not much to write about today, so I’m going to keep this short. My day consisted of playing HuniePop on my laptop while Anne played on my tablet, completely turning off social media for the majority of the day, and napping. Kind of. I say kind of because when Anne and…

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