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Posts by Alexa Nichols

Anne’s slayed vagina…

Dear Diary, “OK, these pants have to come off because they’re slaying my vagina.” It was that comment that almost ended my life today. 😅 It was just the way Anne said it; you had to have been there. Maybe I should explain just a bit. See, Anne has this habit of running around naked…

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The AlexaTrain 🚆

Dear Diary, My bladder hates me. For some reason, it decided to wake me up last night every couple of hours, right as I was hitting REM. Which is a real problem, because my creativity, enthusiasm and overall quirkiness are all intrinsically tied to the amount of sleep I get. So, you can guess how…

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Pimping ain’t easy

Dear Diary, Pimping ain’t easy, let me tell you. That’s kind of how I feel about the author game sometimes, especially on days like today where I seem to be knocking out an innumerable amount of non-writing author tasks. (Like replacing all the pictures in my Patreon tiers with anime chicks! 😅 I blame Selina.…

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Being a naked fidget spinner

Dear Diary, I went to bed last night and was so restless that I probably resembled a fidget spinner as I twirled around on my bed, flipping through position after position trying to get comfortable. I was all over that motherfucker. Luckily, I was in bed alone. Otherwise, someone would have ended up on the…

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Beautiful disaster

Dear Diary, I dived out of bed seconds after waking up, ass naked, and ran out my bedroom door. I knew (hoped 😳) my brother was at work already, and for some reason, that motherfucker didn’t wake me up this morning like he usually does. Of course, this wouldn’t normally be a problem, but I…

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Short & Sweet

Dear Diary, I’ll make this entry short & sweet: I laid in bed naked (most of the day, at least), finished reading Daddy I’m Sorry (which was a much better book than I thought it would be), watched a handful of YouTube videos on Artificial Intelligence, and played a bit of Shadow Era (a digital…

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My most revealing Patreon post to date, perverted grandfathers, and falling in love with Tara Babcock. 😜

Dear Diary, So I’ve been thinking a lot about sex lately, in case you can’t tell by my latest Patreon post titled “Creampies, swallowing, anal, gangbangs, double penetration, S&M, polyamory, interracial, tributes…and me.” (https://www.patreon.com/posts/18185371), a sort of one-sided never have I ever about all of those topics. You should read it. Like, now. I’ll wait.…

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Why my panties unexpectedly dropped

Dear Diary, I hopped out of bed this morning at the usual time, went through my regular daily routine, trekked to Anne’s, set up my laptop and peripherals, turned the lights down, slipped on my headphones… And then took them off and looked back at Anne with a blank expression and announced that, for some…

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Blue. Waffles. 😳

Dear Diary, As lovely as it was yesterday to relax and unwind, it felt so good to jump back into my routine and start writing again. Well, I didn’t exactly fall back into my routine – I woke up shortly after 4AM and started everything early just because I was so anxious to let loose…

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Why I was twitching and an epic resting bitch face

Dear Diary, I had no idea how tightly I was wound up until I took the day off and was practically forced to unwind. Just relaxing alone was amazing, but spending the majority of the day with Rebecca made it so much better. It was like I exhaled a breath I didn’t even know I…

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