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What I’ve been up to lately

Dear Diary, I wish I had something creative and exciting to write about today, but honestly, I’ve been all work and very little else. Almost no socializing, no going anywhere, and no kinky time. The effects of that last point are starting to show up in my stories. 😅 A quick list of what I’ve…

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“You’re not a person.” 😳

Dear Diary, Someone was murdered about a hundred yards away from us. I was sleeping at Anne’s (it was daytime – I did tell you guys I’m a vampire now, right?) and when I woke up to go take out the trash some guy was leaning against the wall and told me the whole story.…

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Alexa: Vampire Wench

Dear Diary, If you guys only knew how thrown off my sleep schedule has been this past week. I’m become a bit like a vampire, sleeping during the day when I should be working and working at night when I should be sleeping. I blame Anne for this, because every time I come over to…

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The ghost in my room, and why my brother is an asshole…

Dear Diary, So my writing station is haunted. I sat down to write this morning (the next Erotic Urban Legend story exclusively for my Patreon peeps, The Patchwork Girl), and I casually thought how warm it was. Half a second later the small desk fan that I have beside me turned on. 😳 Not joking.…

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I’m baaack…

Dear Diary, It feels so good to be back, motherfuckers! 🤗 God this has been a long, painful, educational few weeks. I’ve been staying away from social media for the most part because I’ve just been feeling icky, and I don’t like doing anything half-hearted, so I figured it was better to heal completely and…

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All over the place…

Dear Diary, I’m gradually feeling better. My energy is slowly coming back, my focus is sharpening, and my motivation is starting to resemble what it was before Death tried to snuff me out. Hell, I even survived the Thanos purge on Reddit, so things are definitely starting to look up. From a work perspective, however,…

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I’m back. Kind of. 😊

Dear Diary, Disclaimer: I am not 100%. I’m not even halfway to 100%. Half my face is immovable (Bell’s Palsy), my right eye looks like it came straight out of Satan’s head, I still have one of my two ear infections, my gums are finally starting to heal, and I have to take frequent breaks…

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It’s time for a vacation…

Dear Diary, This has been a rough first of the month. Like, way rougher than normal. I feel horrible, and my energy level has been so low that everything seemed like a long, laborious chore. Which is nothing like how it usually is. I usually attack my tasks like a game of Fruit Ninja, slicing…

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An emo entry. A horny entry.

Dear Diary, Is it possible to be just friends with someone that you’re sexually attracted to? That’s the thought that has been dominating my mind most of the day, triggered by Rebecca contacting me this morning with an uncharacteristically sweet and slightly kinky message. And picture. 😳 It threw me off my game a bit,…

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