Archive for December 23, 2017
Writing, reading, playing…
Dear Diary, As the official erotica sponsor of the Dallas Cowboys (come at me, lawyers!), I just wanted to say how excited I am about tomorrow’s game against the Seattle Seahawks. After hours of badgering, one thirty-minute-long spider monkey, and two won games of rock, paper, scissors, my big brother finally agreed to go with…
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