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Anne’s murderous vagina, outsourcing, and projectile vomiting!

Dear Diary, So, Anne’s vagina nearly killed me today. See, I was sitting at my writing station eating an orange, being the normal innocent halo-wearing angel I usually am. You know, editing erotica and watching adult videos for, uh, reference and stuff. And then out of nowhere Anne busts out with- “Pikachu said hi.” I…

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