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Dear Diary,

So Voyeur: Season 1 Episode 4 is finally released into the wild! Voyeur, in case you didn’t know, is my one and only episodic erotica series, something I plan on doing…basically forever. Think of it as an erotic soap opera with more drama, love, and mystery. I’m in love with the series, and this episode in particular, well…it’s pretty intense. A lot of things come to a head, and it sets things up nicely for the season finale (which is next episode). If you motherfuckers haven’t started reading this series yet, you really should – each episode is short, only .99, and is released semi-regularly. I’ll get better at releasing them faster, promise.

So, go grab episode 1. Right now. I’ll wait. 🕓

Annnyway.

I did absolutely no writing today, but then I rarely do on the first, since I have so many author/personal tasks that rudely spontaneously erupt on my task manager.

And then, of course, Microsoft decided to release an update the size of my libido to Windows 10 today that took forever to finish installing. Which is precisely what I need when I’m trying to get a million things done…

All of this is why I’ve also kept away from social media – I just didn’t have time for it today. So if you messaged me and I didn’t respond, please forgive me. Your girls been hella busy. Having fun, of course, but hella busy. Honestly, I didn’t miss social media itself very much, but I missed several of you assholes immensely*.

Tomorrow I’ll be more available. 🤗

And hopefully my eyesight will be completely normal. Right now there’s still a double-vision thing going on, but it isn’t as bad as it was yesterday. At least the migraines are over with!

Anyway, back to watching Asian lesbian porn my task list. And the doggie.

I love you all.

Motherfuckers.

#Alexa

 

* Word is steadily trying to force me to change you assholes into your assholes. 😆 That would have slightly changed the meaning of that sentence. Just a little. See, this just goes to show that you can’t trust grammar programs too much! 😏

 

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– Lauren Myracle