Short, sweet, and to the point. Like me! 😊
Dear Diary,
Writing this in the bath. Didn’t do anything productive today except harass Anne, nap, and play Skyrim.
As soon as I get out of the bath, I plan on repeating all of the above. And maybe rape-eat some tacos. Cause hungry.
In other words: completely lazy Saturday. I’ve earned it. 😘
#Alexa
💡 The More You Know 💡
Tapirs have an elbow in their penises.
You got a pink taco there waiting for you or something girly lol jkenjoy your lazy day you sure have earned it. At least your day was better than mine though. I think I cracked a bone in my right hand yesterday
I did that once! 😲 I pimp-slapped this hoe who was talking shit on my brother. She actually called the cops on me! I got called to court and everything. I beat her though – not enough evidence. 🤗 True story!
Bad girl for life
Yay yay! 🙌😜
Hey Alexa how are you doing today? Love my weekend just let you. Have a wonderful weekend
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Lazy Saturday which sounded so good. My day that I didn’t get to do anything. 😑
Sometimes that’s a good thing too! 🤭