Cowboys, Bitches!

So I’m laying here in bed watching the Cowboys game while I play “Zelda: A Link to the Past” (I finally beat Zelda 2) and scribbling notes for “Nephilim: Daybreak” (my secret project that I finally released the cover art for today).

I’m multi-slacking! ?

Meanwhile, my brother, who absolutely hates football, is getting irritated at me because I’m one of those girls that jumps around, yells, and generally just talks shit to the TV whenever a game is on. Or Jerry Springer. Or Bill Cunningham. Or Maury Povich. Or a funny commercial…

But he’ll get over it.

After all, I OVERSLEPT today because of him – he had me out late last night watching “Bad Moms” to celebrate his published physical books.

Not that I’m really – TOUCHDOWN MOTHERFUCKERS! BAHA! – complaining or anything, because that totally got me out of the dog house for the dick-pic wallpaper debacle (see previous entries) and I am enormously proud of him. If you guys haven’t read his Changed series, you really should – it’s good as hell. The first book in the series is here: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B015XPFTES
I still have his author copies hidden in my room, and I’m still debating on whether I should give them back or not.

So far, I’m leaning towards “not”. And I’m not being mean, it’s just that I LOVE his books, and I love him even more, so kidnapping his books is a natural thing, right? Right?? ? And I know he won’t find them – they’re hidden in my lingerie drawer! ?

Tomorrow I should be going over to the besties house for some quality movie-watching, and I’m trying to convince my brother to take a break and come too. So far he – ANOTHER TOUCHDOWN! DEZ BRYANT, BITCHES! – is being resistant, but I know how this is gonna go down: I’ll nag, he’ll ignore me. I’ll nag louder, he’ll TRY to keep ignoring me. I’ll spider-monkey him, he’ll walk around the house for a while like I’m not there… Then, finally, he’ll acquiesce. Usually, right before he has to go to the bathroom. He tried to psyche me out once by acting like he was going to the bathroom with me still on his back anyway, but I didn’t budge. I said something like “Skurd? Cause I ain’t skurd. You ain’t got nothing I ain’t seen before!” and then planting my face on his shoulder and clung tighter. True story.

Needless to say, he gave in.

You guys think I’m joking or generally just trying to be funny. I’m not. This is how I solve most of our disagreements! ?

Anyway, the only real interesting / meaningful thing I did today was update Naughty Cheerleaders to a new edition and prep it for its softcover creation Monday. I also started my red edit phase of “Nephilim: Daybreak”, and a few of my books were made into softcovers – they are reflected as such on my books page. Awesome stuff.

You know, lately I’ve been meeting some really – WHAT DO YOU MEAN NOT A TOUCHDOWN?! THAT IS SUCH BULLSHIT! – interesting guys online, and that is so refreshing – I was beginning to lose faith in men in general. So many don’t seem to have an off switch for their hormones… It’s like high school all over again. But I’ve been getting lucky lately because some of the people I’ve been talking to are truly interesting.

Strangely enough, very few females have been chatting me up. What’s up with that, ladies? ?

Anyway, I’m – ANOTHER TOUCHDOWN! BY WHOEVER THE HELL THE QUARTERBACK WHO ISNT ROMO IS! – going to go now so I can focus more on the game – and my notes.

Until tomorrow…

#Love