Sick. Horny. And the Apple Watch.

I spent most of my day in bed reading “TaXXXi Tales” by a dear friend of mine, and I have to say, it… definitely affected me. The book is awesome, and very well written – and highly erotic. Do you know how strange it is to feel sick and horny at the same time?!?

It is for me, at least. When I’m sick, sex is usually the absolute last thing on my mind! 😀

Aside from being a sick horn dog, I actually managed to get myself out of bed to take my client shopping today, and even hid being sick pretty well except for a brief moment when I got woozy while walking around the mall. She caught me trying to quickly recover and asked if I was OK, and I passed it off as just being a tad hungry. She bought it. And we ended up having a lot of fun. So the lie was completely worth it. See, there are such things as good lies!

Afterward, I came home and ended up jumping in the shower and face-planting in bed. My brother was so sweet. He came in and gave me a backrub and tucked me in, and I passed out quickly. I’m glad I didn’t spider-monkey him yesterday to get him sick.  Gotta love Karma. And yes, I definitely believe in Karma. Not the reincarnation aspect of it, but the “what goes around comes around” part.

So now you know.

Anyway, I woke up to a crazy string of Facebook messages from The Bestie announcing that she just received her Apple Watch in the mail and was coming over so I could help her set it up (when your best friends like we are you don’t ask, you inform).
Now keep in mind, I hate all things Apple, and my smartwatch is a Pebble Time Steel. So it was interesting. It involved a lot of YouTube videos. And head scratching. And orange juice drinking (she bought me a big thing of OJ!) But we managed to get it up and running between the two of us. At one point my Pebble hissed at it and tried to attack. But now they’re besties.

Writing-wise, I was a complete failure as an author today. I did a tiny number of author-related tasks, but that’s it. And I don’t even feel bad about it. The most writing I’ve done today is this diary entry. 😀

Which I’m about to end and slink back to bed and play Dragon Warrior on my phone (NES version) for a bit until I pass out. Hopefully tomorrow I’ll be more normal so I can get some writing done, but if not, I’m vegetating. And finishing TaXXXi Tales. And drinking orange juice. 😀

I’ll let you know.

#Love