Archive for January 24, 2018
Being a stupid pocket-lesbian, mangling French Toast, and dyslexic crack-addicted monkeys
Dear Diary, I am one tired pocket-lesbian. No lie. See, I couldn’t get to sleep last night, so I decided to stay up and be productive, which led me to drink coffee, which led me to overdose on coffee, which led me to mangle my first attempt at French Toast, which was followed by zombie-walking…
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