Archive for March 2018
Reminiscing and productivity ✨
Dear Diary, My big brother convinced me I blew my nostril off when I was younger. We were playing video games on his Sega Genesis (I think I was whipping him at Mortal Kombat) and I started sneezing uncontrollably. After a particularly powerful sneeze, he looked at me, dropped his controller, and made this mock…
Read More💌 A trio of good emails, and a new audiobook! 🎵
Dear Diary, Today was the day of emails. I received several, and all seemed to contain good news. Email #1 (Audiobook News) The audiobook version of Cramming Sis! Again! is complete, and as soon as Audible approves my narrators work, it will be live. They shouldn’t have any problems with it, as she did…
Read MoreMy Soundcloud is live! 🔊
Dear Diary, Today has been all about Soundcloud. I created an account, filled in all the information, and uploaded samples of all my audiobooks. It took several hours (😳) but it all came out pretty good. What really took me by surprise was halfway through I was notified that people from Germany and Indonesia were…
Read MoreDeath 😳
Dear Diary, Something you might not know about me: I use tarot cards. Every morning at around 6AM I have a phone app send me a random tarot card, and often when I write I pull a card from my Necronomicon Tarot Deck for inspiration. It’s a deck I’ve had for over a decade, and…
Read MoreThe cost to be the boss! ✊
Dear Diary, I should have known being so productive yesterday would come with a price. I somehow managed to pull a muscle or something in my left hand, so that moving it in even the slightest way hurts like all hell. Anne wrapped it up tight for me, and that’s been helping, but my productivity…
Read MoreBummed 😪
Dear Diary, This has not been a very good day for me. Not only did I have an aggravating bout of insomnia, but I’ve been mentally in the slumps. On paper, my day was fantastic: I wrote for over eight hours on two different books, Interview With A Werewolf (which I’m now on the Yellow…
Read MoreStormy Daniels, Donald Trump, and Dark Carpathians
Dear Diary, So I’m writing this entry on the toilet. I’m about to jump in the shower and relax for the night, but I wanted to record some of my thoughts before I did so. See it’s been a very interesting day. I worked on Interview With A Werewolf for over three hours, managed to…
Read MoreWriting. Like a Boss.
Dear Diary, The day has flown by, mainly because I spent most of every waking moment expanding, editing, and improving Interview With A Werewolf. Well, I also played a mission in my new game, Phantasy Star Portable 2 on my PSP, and installed Skyrim on my tablet just to see if I could (I can.…
Read MoreFinishing even if it kills me
Dear Diary, Natalie (my assistant) and I were having a fascinating conversation earlier about the perceived equality and inequality of men and women. It’s an interesting topic, especially when you factor in things like religion and feminism, and if I weren’t so busy I would detail much of that conversation here, but… See, I have…
Read MoreA typical, boring day…
Dear Diary, OK Alexaliens, I made the title of this entry extra boring to weed out the suckas – so I know if you’re reading this, you truly love me. And love should be rewarded. So, here’s the deal: send me a private message on any social media network anytime before tomorrow’s entry goes up…
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