I admit it: Anne and I are sleeping together!

Dear Diary,

More often than not, Anne and I are sleeping together. She’s either spending the night at my place or I’m spending the night at hers. (Wait – were you thinking I meant something else? 😅). Especially since – well – it’s just been happening more often than usual lately. My Patreon peeps know why. Anyway, we sleep together a lot. Because of this, I get to see the amazing spectacle that is Anne eating breakfast.

See, most normal people may eat some sort of breakfast sandwich, or maybe a breakfast bowl, or even, if they’re feeling particularly adventurous, something like eggs/toast/pancakes/etc.

Anne?

Ramen noodles mixed with tuna, spices (Ms. Dash – which we refer to as Ms. Snatch), ranch, salsa, and a generous helping of cheese. Maybe with a side of potato chips. This is her breakfast, the first thing she makes seconds after waking up.

Her stomach is a motherfucking gangsta. 🔫

Anyway, my day as a whole has been spent obsessing over this game I apparently ordered on Steam a long time ago and completely forgot about: HuniePop. (If you download it and try it out for yourself, make sure to get the uncensored patch. Cause way better.) According to Steam, I’ve racked up a little over 11 hours playing it so far. 😳 And as soon as I post this entry, I’m jumping right back on. I got Anne playing it too (on the Windows 10 side of my tablet) and she’s getting just as bad. But then, she was a Candy Crush freak, and this game has similar elements. It’s like a mix of Candy Crush, a dating sim, and a porno. Loves it!

Sorry for the abrupt end, but I want to play again. So, goodnight, #Alexaliens.

I love you all.

#Alexa

 

“I am not bisexual. I am not gay. I have never had sex with men.”

– Matt LeBlanc