Posts Tagged ‘Knocking Up The MILF’
My assistant negotiates sex with her father’s penis! 😅
Dear Diary, So, I started the most hilarious argument between Natalie and my big brother that went on far longer than it should have. 😅 See, I have a weird mind, (Shock, I know! 😳) and when I was younger, I used to always come up with creative yet twisted little hypothetical questions to throw…
Read MoreHitting the ground running
Dear Diary, It felt absolutely wondrous to jump back into the daily routine of writing. And I finished a lot of it, knocking out the yellow revision of Knocking Up The MILF, working on The Siren’s Song for a bit, and – finally – dived headfirst into Nephilim: Prisoner, the sequel to Nephilim: Daybreak. It…
Read MoreAnne’s slayed vagina…
Dear Diary, “OK, these pants have to come off because they’re slaying my vagina.” It was that comment that almost ended my life today. 😅 It was just the way Anne said it; you had to have been there. Maybe I should explain just a bit. See, Anne has this habit of running around naked…
Read MoreThe AlexaTrain 🚆
Dear Diary, My bladder hates me. For some reason, it decided to wake me up last night every couple of hours, right as I was hitting REM. Which is a real problem, because my creativity, enthusiasm and overall quirkiness are all intrinsically tied to the amount of sleep I get. So, you can guess how…
Read MoreFight me
Dear Diary, (ALARM CLOCK GOES OFF) (I reach out and slap it off the table.) (Which doesn’t silence said alarm clock, of course.) (I don’t care. It’s farther away from me now, and that’s all that matters.) (15 Minutes later, big brother slings my door open fully dressed and – as always – smelling…
Read MoreReminiscing and productivity ✨
Dear Diary, My big brother convinced me I blew my nostril off when I was younger. We were playing video games on his Sega Genesis (I think I was whipping him at Mortal Kombat) and I started sneezing uncontrollably. After a particularly powerful sneeze, he looked at me, dropped his controller, and made this mock…
Read More💌 A trio of good emails, and a new audiobook! 🎵
Dear Diary, Today was the day of emails. I received several, and all seemed to contain good news. Email #1 (Audiobook News) The audiobook version of Cramming Sis! Again! is complete, and as soon as Audible approves my narrators work, it will be live. They shouldn’t have any problems with it, as she did…
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