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It’s time for a vacation…

Dear Diary, This has been a rough first of the month. Like, way rougher than normal. I feel horrible, and my energy level has been so low that everything seemed like a long, laborious chore. Which is nothing like how it usually is. I usually attack my tasks like a game of Fruit Ninja, slicing…

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An emo entry. A horny entry.

Dear Diary, Is it possible to be just friends with someone that you’re sexually attracted to? That’s the thought that has been dominating my mind most of the day, triggered by Rebecca contacting me this morning with an uncharacteristically sweet and slightly kinky message. And picture. 😳 It threw me off my game a bit,…

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Return of my inner hood rat

Dear Diary, Let me tell you why I hate bitches, yo. I got into a verbal smackdown with one of Anne’s friends today, and this time I didn’t even start it, I swear. Long story short: one of her friends (we’ll call her Bougie) came and spent the night at her house the other day…

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Tired day (Anne’s Entry)

We up this morning I cook breakfast this morning Alexa had oatmeal and biscuit eggs and cheese and butter. And I biscuit eggs and cheese with jelly. And Alexa work most of day I was watching my show. Then we took a long nap. Her right eye is red. I went to 7 Eleven I…

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Sometimes the universe conspires against you

Dear Diary, I put the nail in the coffin to Voyeur: Season 2, Episode 2, created a Patreon quick reference chart for the rewards each tier gets and when, and finished off next month’s newsletter. And then, just to put the proverbial cherry on top, I signed a few books for a Patreon subscriber and…

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Steam Made Me It’s Bitch

Dear Diary, As many of you know, Steam is having a Summer sale. I’ve posted about it. Complained about it. Checked it out about twice a day since it started. And as a lot of you know, I’m also a hardcore gamer. Usually these two things would be a deadly combination, but my willpower is…

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How Anne Tried to Kill Me

Dear Diary, I’m not entirely recovered from Anne’s murder attempt yet (AKA the onslaught of malady that has been relentlessly attacking me these past few days), but I’m going absolutely crazy not doing anything creative so- Hi! 🤗 I caught up on all my tasks that had been building up (and they were legion) and…

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The hardest part about being me…

Dear Diary, Want to know what the hardest part about being me is? My tenacity. Some people try and put a negative spin on it by calling it stubbornness, but then some people believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster, so… Why is my tenacity the hardest thing about being me? Well, when it comes to…

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Drunk Night (Anne’s Entry)

I went to the store for my best friend and I got her 211 from 7Eleven and I got me some ice cream lighter and my cigarette I won for staying up long. I watched Alexa a way today. And she is eating last pizza from Papa John’s we didn’t like the pizza. How is…

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