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He put me to sleep

Dear Diary,

I’m writing this on my phone as I recline in a nice, hot bubble bath that my big brother drew for me. Interestingly enough, that is a perfect metaphor for how my day has gone.

Maybe I should explain…

My brother felt bad about yelling at me over the drone incident, so he ordered delivery from Jack in the Box, and after we ate he put me in bed (like, literally) and gave me a massage that ended up putting me to sleep. It was glorious. That man has some hands!

After I woke up, I played some World of Final Fantasy, read some of my new book, and now here I am soaking in a luxuriously hot bubble bath writing in my Diary.

It was such a beautiful day.

Uneventful, but beautiful.

Tomorrow (New Year’s Eve) now…





“I highly recommend tantric sex workshops.”
– Sheryl Lee


  1. Lamar on December 30, 2017 at 10:49 pm

    Well, at least, everything worked well at the end with a nice bubble bath and nothing happened fun for me all day despite been sleeping and catching up on my reading!

  2. Ronnie Mullins on December 30, 2017 at 11:57 pm

    Those days are the best enjoy it while you can

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