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The AlexaTrain ๐Ÿš† Diary,

My bladder hates me. For some reason, it decided to wake me up last night every couple of hours, right as I was hitting REM. Which is a real problem, because my creativity, enthusiasm and overall quirkiness are all intrinsically tied to the amount of sleep I get.

So, you can guess how Iโ€™m feeling today. Tired. Unfocused. Hostile. Oh, and my periods early. So basically, fuck life. ๐Ÿ˜…

If you know me at all, you know that Iโ€™m exaggerating my attitude. One day of jagged sleep isnโ€™t going to derail the AlexaTrain, believe me. Two wonโ€™t either. Three? Iโ€™m stabbing a motherfucker in the forehead. Drastic jump, I know, but this Diary is all about full disclosure, so whatever. ๐Ÿ”ช

Despite my slightly fuzzy outlook, I managed to get a slew of author tasks knocked out, including adding more anime chicks to my website, finishing the yellow revision of Voyeur: Season 1, Episode 5 (the season finale), getting halfway into the yellow revision of my upcoming Disney (๐Ÿญ) exclusive Knocking Up The MILF, and completely finishing the rough draft of a story Iโ€™ve been keeping from everyone, The Sirenโ€™s Song. Itโ€™s fucking hot. Short, but hot. Like me! ๐Ÿ™Œ

I also posted something on my Patreon, titled My Daily Schedule, and you can check it out here as soon as youโ€™re done reading this entry:

Ugh. Just typing all that out makes me exhausted. I did a lot more today than I thought! ๐Ÿ˜…

Which is why Iโ€™m about to hit the shower and go to bed. I need to sleep. Badly. I donโ€™t want to have a second day of sleeplessness, and no one wants me getting to day three. ๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ—ก๐Ÿด

Thank you for reading, loves. โค



Motherfucker count: 2 (slacking today, apparently)


โ€œAny sex outside of the marriage bond between a man and a woman is violating God’s law.โ€

– Jerry Falwell

1 Comment

  1. Lamar on April 19, 2018 at 10:50 pm

    Super! Go get them, sweetie! ๐Ÿ˜˜ Will Knocking Up the Milf be made for Disney Channel after hours at 3am? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜œ A great night’s rest will do you the trick. Plus, you can stab me anytime! ๐Ÿ˜

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