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Why my horniness almost killed a man… 😳

5.16.2018Dear Diary,

So, I learned four valuable lessons today, and one of them actually means something.


Lesson 1: Do not, ever, fill your oil diffuser with mouthwash and turn it on. Seriously. 😳

Lesson 2: Yes, you can actually have an entire meaningful conversation with animated GIFs. This one was learned thanks to my bestie during lunch.

Lesson 3: Writing an episodic erotica series like Voyeur while you’re so horny your practically in heat is not a smart idea. I damn near snatched a random guy off the street. And as horny as I am, he would have lost his life. I saved a man’s life with my willpower today! ✊

Lesson 4: And this is the one that actually means something. Patience pays off. See, a while ago a woman wrote me about writing a book based on a dark portion of her life. She’s a victim of sexual abuse and domestic violence, and for some reason, she picked me to tell her story. Or, at least, I thought. She wrote me, I wrote back, and then – nothing. For weeks. And then I received an email with her address, phone number, and other various personal information. We talked on the phone for a while, and she definitely wants me to do the story, but she wants to tell it to me face-to-face. So, I’m flying out to Ohio to do exactly that on Monday. I should be back Wednesday night, though I’ll still keep up my socializing and Diary entries, don’t you worry. I’ll also be writing her story under a pen name, because it just seems wrong somehow to write a story about sexual and domestic abuse under mine.


So, there you have it. The four lessons I learned today. Life can be really educational when it wants to be, can’t it?



💡 The More You Know 💡

Penguins only orgasm once a year.

(I think I might be a penguin. 😳)


  1. Ronnie Mullins on May 16, 2018 at 7:27 pm

    Glad to hear that woman finally got back to you. It’s sad she had to go through all that she has. Have fun on your trip. Btw Ohio is right next to Pa so stop by for a drink or two if you can

    • Alexa Nichols on May 17, 2018 at 8:10 pm

      I’ll definitely consider it! We’ll exchange details later. 🤗

  2. Kerem on May 16, 2018 at 7:28 pm

    For the first time in my life I wanted to a that random guy 😀

    • Alexa Nichols on May 17, 2018 at 8:11 pm

      No, you didn’t. The things I would have done to you… 😳💦😅

      • Kerem on May 18, 2018 at 4:01 am

        Yes I did and I’d wish 😁

      • Ronnie Mullins on May 18, 2018 at 7:10 pm

        Woohoo 🎉

  3. Lamar on May 16, 2018 at 7:57 pm

    Now, now knowing is half of the battle! 😂😂 I’m shocked though but you did save a life today, Alexa!

    • Alexa Nichols on May 17, 2018 at 8:11 pm

      I know! 😳 I deserve like a medal or something! 🥇

  4. Richie on May 17, 2018 at 10:02 am

    Hi Alexa, I hate to be a ‘kill joy’ but will anyone know where you’re meeting her? Are you taking someone along with you? Do you feel this is a totally up and up safe meeting?

    Worried Daddy Kinky Richie lol

    • Alexa Nichols on May 17, 2018 at 8:15 pm

      You’re not being a killjoy at all, and I really appreciate the concern! 💖 My brother, Anne, and my bestie know where I’m going, and unfortunately, no one’s going with me. She really didn’t want anyone to. As I write that out I know it sounds risky, but I did a little research on her address and person in general so I feel fairly safe. Plus I know a few people that I can call if things get too ugly. Like you! 😊

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