Posts by Alexa Nichols
Short, sweet, and to the point. Like me! 😊
Dear Diary, Writing this in the bath. Didn’t do anything productive today except harass Anne, nap, and play Skyrim. As soon as I get out of the bath, I plan on repeating all of the above. And maybe rape-eat some tacos. Cause hungry. In other words: completely lazy Saturday. I’ve earned it. 😘 #Alexa …
Read MoreTricked into sleeping with Anne! 😳
Dear Diary, I just woke up about an hour ago. And I lost the sleep competition! 😭 Anne cheated though – when things started getting intense (around 7AM) I laid back to read (Christine Feehan’s Carpathian Series) and Anne started giving me little backrubs. Next thing I know I’m waking up an hour ago with…
Read MoreIt’s the 24th! I told you to mark this day on your calendars! Drum roll please… 🥁
Dear Diary, I have so much to say that this entry could be broken up into chapters! 😅 I’ll try and keep everything as concise as possible though, because I know you all have better things to do with your time than read long-ass Diary entries. So here we go: I’m home! First thing I…
Read MoreMy first – and last – time…
Dear Diary, I’m pushing out this entry super early because I have a lot to do before I head back home. Yesterday was a somber day; today was a bit lighter, but more thoughtful. We stayed up so late last night talking and sharing stories (and even talking about Skyrim ⚔) that I lost track…
Read MoreAn interesting day
Dear Diary, I’m not exactly sure how to sum this day up. Interesting, for sure (and not just because this is the first time I’ve ever tried scrambled eggs and chili), but also somber and humbling. The things some people survive is absolutely amazing. Listening to this woman’s story was a splash in the face…
Read MoreThe fattest pussy I’ve ever seen! 😳
Dear Diary, For those of you who came here to read this based on the title alone: you got clickbaited, motherfucker. 😅 The pussy I’m talking about is my new friend’s cat, which is hu-fucking-mongous! I mean, I can damn near ride this cat! Remember He-Man’s mount, Battle Cat? Has to be a relative or…
Read MoreGotta go! ✈
Dear Diary, I’m writing this 30 minutes before I have to leave because the day completely blazed by and I got sidetracked 13 different ways. It was a hell of a hectic day, but I managed to get everything done that I wanted/needed to do considering I’m not going to be able to work for…
Read MoreGetting ready for Butt Naked Sunday!
Dear Diary, I’ve been running poor Anne emotionally ragged today. Seriously. And she’s been so sweet about it, not even bitching or anything. See, I’ve been trying to get not only my tasks complete, but everything packed and ready to go for my trip tomorrow night, so I’ve been running around everywhere acting like a…
Read MoreGood girls don’t spit
Dear Diary, So, I somehow managed to blow my ear right ear out. To clarify, I managed to come down with an ear infection, and if it wasn’t for Anne force-feeding me some mystery pill she still won’t tell me the name of I would be in a bad way right now. And when I…
Read MoreWhy my horniness almost killed a man… 😳
Dear Diary, So, I learned four valuable lessons today, and one of them actually means something. Lesson 1: Do not, ever, fill your oil diffuser with mouthwash and turn it on. Seriously. 😳 Lesson 2: Yes, you can actually have an entire meaningful conversation with animated GIFs. This one was learned thanks to my…
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