Diary
50%, being loved, and audiobooks galore
Dear Diary, I’ll start this entry off with a social media post I made earlier today: Thanks to everyone who has been messaging me wishing me well. I’m still sick, but my temperature has gone way down (finally out of the triple digits) and overall I’d say I’m at about 50%. Still being productive,…
Read MoreThis is Anne
Dear Diary, This is Anne. Alexa, best friend I am getting help for Natalie to write the diary Alexa is sick she been sleeping all day long. I am making feel better. I made her some chicken noodle soup to eat. And I been giving her l cold water bottle and medical to take. Thank…
Read MoreSick
Dear Diary, Guess who’s sick? This wench. I’m just glad this happened after a long, productive week of writing. And during the weekend. Another side benefit? Rebecca and Anne are babying me while I lay in bed and play on my phone, mainly using it to take notes on The Qedesha’s Handmaiden and another book…
Read MorePaying for pizza with crack, unforeseen research, and a serious question
Dear Diary, Have you ever been in the middle of an awful, uncomfortable situation and something funny happened and even though it was totally inappropriate you had to laugh? Happened to me a couple of hours ago. My brother, Anne, Natalie (my brother’s fiancée) and I were all marathon watching Law & Order SVU on…
Read MoreLogan Paul’s Suicide Video, Vince McMahon’s XFL, and the “Doomsday Clock”
Dear Diary, I don’t often talk about the news. The reasons for this are myriad, but today while I was out running errands and working out the kinks of The Qedesha’s Handmaiden I was alerted to so much strange shit that I absolutely couldn’t resist. 😀 It was almost as if Google was on a…
Read MoreBeing a stupid pocket-lesbian, mangling French Toast, and dyslexic crack-addicted monkeys
Dear Diary, I am one tired pocket-lesbian. No lie. See, I couldn’t get to sleep last night, so I decided to stay up and be productive, which led me to drink coffee, which led me to overdose on coffee, which led me to mangle my first attempt at French Toast, which was followed by zombie-walking…
Read MoreA Motherfucking Princess
Dear Diary, My post on social media earlier pretty much sums up my day: “This has been one of those surreal, warped days where nothing feels right and everything just seems out of place and weird. Not that it matters. That’s just seasoning for an extended #AmWriting and #AmEditing session! #WritingPimpstress” In truth,…
Read MoreHitting the ground running. And feels.
Dear Diary, I practically sprang out of bed bright and early this morning and jumped on my laptop, ready to churn out some serious author work. And churn I did. The Qedesha’s Handmaiden has now been completely outlined, and tomorrow I’m going to work on the rough draft. I’m so excited about this story it’s…
Read MoreSleeping in until noon!
Dear Diary, So, I did something I haven’t done since I was a teenager: I slept in until noon! And then I got up and smacked Anne awake, and we played video games – she played Final Fantasy XV, and I played The Sims 4, Left 4 Dead, and World of Final Fantasy. It was…
Read MoreGlorious Saturday
Dear Diary, I didn’t do anything productive today. I laid in bed, read manga, and talked with Anne and Rebecca. That’s it. It was beautiful. And as soon as I finish this entry, we’re all going to finally watch the new IT and get white girl wasted afterward. Or maybe during. Dunno. I hope your…
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