Posts Tagged ‘patreon’
Good news, bad news, kinky news, and pussy points
Dear Diary, So, I have some good news, some bad news, and some kinky news. Da Good News I didn’t wake up with a hangover. 🙌 Amazon must have read my Diary entry last night because roughly 15 minutes after I published it they accepted the paperback edition of Good Girls Gone Bad. If…
Read MoreFuck Amazon. And whether or not to send noods.
Dear Diary, The entire theme of my day has to be fuck Amazon. It seems like every spare second of my day has been taken up going back and forth with them over the motherfucking cover for the paperback version of Good Girls Gone Bad, which they swear is either 1) too small or 2)…
Read MoreA busy wench
Dear Diary, This has been a weird day. My internet has been continually shutting on and off, Patreon is doing something strange with my supporter payments (😳), and my brother has been bizarrely emo all day. I’ve been trying to spend as much time with him as I can while still getting things accomplished, but…
Read MoreReminiscing and productivity ✨
Dear Diary, My big brother convinced me I blew my nostril off when I was younger. We were playing video games on his Sega Genesis (I think I was whipping him at Mortal Kombat) and I started sneezing uncontrollably. After a particularly powerful sneeze, he looked at me, dropped his controller, and made this mock…
Read MoreMy Soundcloud is live! 🔊
Dear Diary, Today has been all about Soundcloud. I created an account, filled in all the information, and uploaded samples of all my audiobooks. It took several hours (😳) but it all came out pretty good. What really took me by surprise was halfway through I was notified that people from Germany and Indonesia were…
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