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It’s the 24th! I told you to mark this day on your calendars! Drum roll please… 🥁

5.24.2018Dear Diary,

I have so much to say that this entry could be broken up into chapters! 😅 I’ll try and keep everything as concise as possible though, because I know you all have better things to do with your time than read long-ass Diary entries. So here we go:

  • I’m home! First thing I did? Get drunk! Next thing I did? Go to sleep! And what did I do after that? Wake up with the mother of all hangovers! Some serious water-intake and multi-hour nappage later and I’m back to normal now, which is good because…
  • I drafted the shit out of that woman’s story! In the beginning I was on fire, but then Anne turned on Desperate Housewives and I got distracted to all hell. I love that show! It’s fucking addicting! Speaking of addicting…
  • I have a habit of letting my mouth write checks that my ass can’t cash. It’s a disease. An addiction. Me and Anne got to smack-talking and somehow made a bet about who could stay up/go orgasmless the longest. If I win, I get foot rubs for a week. If she wins, I buy her any pack of cigarettes she wants. It starts at 10PM tonight. I’ve slept a ton and masturbated so much I damn near fractured my clitoris, so I think I’m good to go. This is likely going to drone on for days, so be prepared for some really strange social-media interactions. 😁 Oh yeah! Social media…
  • A while back Quora asked me to join their partnership program, which basically means they’ll pay you for posting/answering questions. Why they chose me is flabbergasting, but whatever. Anyway, I put it off because I already have too much on my plate as it is, but today I decided fuck it why not. So, I am officially a partner. And my first question was answered by one of my favorite authors, Orson Scott Card! Now about your favorite author (me):
  • I told you to mark this day on your calendars, and with good reason. See, I have a habit of writing books way into the future. Books that won’t be released until the date I have set aside for them. Sometimes they get pushed back, but most times they are released on the first of every month exactly when I planned them to. This once, and only this once, I am going to give everyone reading this entry a chance to get an advanced copy of one of these books for free, just by dropping me a private note via any of my social media channels BEFORE I PUBLISH TOMORROWS DIARY ENTRY. Keep in mind you can only choose one. Here’s the list you can pick from:
  1. The Qedesha’s Handmaiden
  2. Good Girls Gone Bad
  3. Voyeur: Season 1, Episode 5
  4. Interview With A Werewolf
  5. Memoirs of a Nymphomaniac
  6. Daddy’s Girl
  7. Taboo Love
  8. Voyeur: Season 2, Episode 1
  9. The Qedesha Trilogy
  10. Knocking Up The MILF
  11. Naughty Professor
  12. The Siren’s Song

I think that’s everything. I feel like I forgot to write something, but fuck it, I’ve written enough.

Thank you for reading and wish me luck in my bet with Anne.

Sleep well, lovers. Cause I won’t. 😏

#Alexa

 

💡 The More You Know 💡

The antechinus, a type of Australian rodent, has sex for about twenty-four hours, after which most males die of exhaustion. The clitoris extends 9cm under the skin.

8 Comments

  1. Anne Barrett on 24th May 2018 at 8:14 pm

    I am ready to win this how about that. 😃 It’s on know. Have a great night sleep tight sweet dreams see you tomorrow morning.

  2. Ronnie Mullins on 24th May 2018 at 8:14 pm

    Glad your home safe and sound. I was half expecting you to take me up on my offer of a drink but such is life. I know your a very busy demonness. As if going without sleep isn’t bad enough orgasm free too oh boy you and Anne must really want to kill some mother fucker before it’s all said and done. Now I know the book 📖 I will get for that awesome giveaway your doing. You amazing girly thanks

    • Alexa Nichols on 25th May 2018 at 6:18 pm

      You never messaged me which book you wanted! 😳 Tell me!!! 😅

  3. Lamar on 24th May 2018 at 8:33 pm

    Wow, what a day you must had and also welcome back! The picks are so hard that I’m trying to figure out which one. Good luck on your bet with Anne though and the orgasms!! 😈😈😈😉 I can’t wait for the weird random stuff in the coming days! 😉😊

  4. Richie on 25th May 2018 at 1:57 pm

    Hi Alexa, glad you’re home safe and sound. Hey, you got me a little worried with so many titles that I’m not familiar with. I’m sure some of the mystery is that the books are not published yet. But just to make sure Kinky Literature has all your current books on our site. just tell me that the titles I’m listing below don’t exist yet so i can sleep well tonight.

    Voyeur: Season 1, Episode 5
    Interview With A Werewolf
    Memoirs of a Nymphomaniac
    Daddy’s Girl
    Taboo Love
    Voyeur: Season 2, Episode 1
    The Qedesha Trilogy
    Knocking Up The MILF
    Naughty Professor
    The Siren’s Song

    Thanks

    Richie

    • Alexa Nichols on 25th May 2018 at 6:31 pm

      No, they’re not published yet! 😅 They’re just complete and ready to go for when the time rolls around. I’ll let you know when they go live! Sleep well. ❤

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