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Short, sweet, and to the point. Like me! 😊

f597956057475f2d0658298e34c99b0eDear Diary,

Writing this in the bath. Didn’t do anything productive today except harass Anne, nap, and play Skyrim.

As soon as I get out of the bath, I plan on repeating all of the above. And maybe rape-eat some tacos. Cause hungry.

In other words: completely lazy Saturday. I’ve earned it. 😘

#Alexa

 

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8 Comments

  1. Ronnie Mullins on 26th May 2018 at 9:19 pm

    You got a pink taco there waiting for you or something girly lol jkenjoy your lazy day you sure have earned it. At least your day was better than mine though. I think I cracked a bone in my right hand yesterday

    • Alexa Nichols on 27th May 2018 at 7:11 pm

      I did that once! 😲 I pimp-slapped this hoe who was talking shit on my brother. She actually called the cops on me! I got called to court and everything. I beat her though – not enough evidence. 🤗 True story!

      • Ronnie Mullins on 27th May 2018 at 7:36 pm

        Bad girl for life

  2. Anne Barrett on 26th May 2018 at 9:23 pm

    Hey Alexa how are you doing today? Love my weekend just let you. Have a wonderful weekend

  3. Lamar on 26th May 2018 at 11:12 pm

    Lazy Saturday which sounded so good. My day that I didn’t get to do anything. 😑

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