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Dear Diary,

I’ve said it before, and I’ll repeat it: I hate the first of the month. So many author tasks erupt on my to-do list that it’s surreal, and ensures that my entire day will be spent doing nothing but checking them off. Sure, having an assistant definitely helps, but not when she’s always whining about how she wasn’t able to drink last night because she’s pregnant with my brother’s baby. Like I’m the one that whipped off the condom and shoved his penis inside her or something.

Couple all this with the fact that I still haven’t been to sleep yet and you have an angry, hostile little redhead. I just want to go outside and start slapping bitches. Of course, I can’t, because said bitches would probably press charges, and then my brother would have to come bail me out of jail yet again.

And I promised this was going to be a no-jail year…

Oh! And in case you didn’t know, the eBook and paperback versions of Girl Fight are live on Amazon! Yes, I know, they’ve been up there for a few days, but since it’s the first of the month I’m officially pimping it advertising it now. Hence the social media/avatar/banner/website changes, and the themed social media posts that will be periodically launched throughout the month.

Also: my Patreon, which I’ve been working on when I have time, will be officially launched in February! I’ve had several of my Alexaliens©®™ ask if they can buy me gifts, send me things, etc., and the Patreon will be the next best thing. In fact, it will be even better than a gift, because any contributions made to it will help me pay author fees such as websites, graphic designers, editors, and more. Believe me, these things add up, so any help is appreciated. Of course, there will be rewards for contributing, which I’ll get more into later. It will be worth it. Trust me. 😉

Now about the Girl Fight contest I was going to hold…fuck that shit. I had no idea there were so many laws relating to things of that nature. It’s mind-numbing. I could get into serious legal trouble over giving away my own book if I’m not careful. Which is retarded. I created it. It came from my mind. Why should someone else be able to tell me how I can give it away?! I mean, I could do the standard Amazon giveaway thing, but I wouldn’t be able to include the signed paperback, audiobook, and corresponding #Hashtag product like I wanted. Or would I? I wonder if there’s a way for me to know who won so I could send them the other things…anyone know?

Anyway, off to sleep I go. My energy is finally tapering off.

Until tomorrow, I am





“There are two things people want more than sex and money… recognition and praise.”

– Mary Kay Ash


  1. Ronnie Mullins on 1st January 2018 at 6:09 pm

    Get some sleep cause that cute ass better not get put in jail for slappin a bitch.

    • Alexa Nichols on 2nd January 2018 at 10:29 pm

      Agreed. I’m too tiny to do well in prison anyway. I can deal with short jail stints, but prison… 👀

  2. Lamar on 1st January 2018 at 8:02 pm

    Oh my, what a start to 2018 and things are flying off the railing already that I’m sure you’ll get all the best sleep you need. That Pateron idea sounds amazing that I will gladly follow you there when it launches next month, Alexa. Don’t do it through Amazon cause it wouldn’t much fun. I’m positive that you will find out a way to do the contest! 😊 I just thought of it, email contest exclusively to the subscribers! Good night, sweetie and you’ll be back in no time!

    • Alexa Nichols on 2nd January 2018 at 10:30 pm

      Something to think about! Thanks, boo boo! 🙌

      • Lamar on 2nd January 2018 at 10:46 pm

        Glad that I can in some well needed assistance! 😘 Plus, don’t have that hot and cute booty end up in prison at cellblock H cause I wouldn’t get to enjoy your work anymore if you go and that would make me sad. 😭 If you do end getting in trouble, I will go though cyberspace and put you over my knee! I’m kidding but seriously, I will! 😉😘

        • Alexa Nichols on 3rd January 2018 at 8:33 pm

          Last time I had to do a stint in jail (over – surprise – slapping a bitch) I ended up writing close to a dozen stories. I still have them digitally saved on my computer. I figure if I ever run out of ideas I’ll blow the cyber dust off them and get to revamping. 😊

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