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b27e786c8365abca5973cf258af3fae4Dear Diary,

I was a horrendous author-unit today. Not only did I not write at all, but I’m also drunk as fuck. Most of my day was spent playing World of Final Fantasy, Left 4 Dead, and The Sims 4. Repeatedly. In fact, as soon as I’m done with this entry, I’m going back to one of them. I’m not sure which.

I blame Anne. She’s the one that drove (in her electric wheelchair) to the 7-11 next door just to get alcohol. Which is why she’s just a little less drunk than I am. I say a little less because she likes these girly flavored drinks, while I love straight beer. I think this is why we get along so well. Balance. 😀

I also surfed on the internet a bit. And not just for weird fetish porn (this time). You know, drinking is the absolute worst time to come across people like Poppy and Whitney Wisconsin “dog fucker.” I never heard of either, but I was stumbling around on YouTube and…wow. My horizons were definitely expanded.

Anyway, considering my day was so relaxing and shallow, I’m ending this entry here.

Tomorrow: back to writing.

I can’t wait…



“To me, the drive for monumentality is as inbred as the desire for food and sex, regardless of how we denigrate it. Monuments differ in different periods. Each age has its own.”

– Philip Johnson


  1. Ronnie Mullins on 13th January 2018 at 7:49 pm

    Good day maybe not from the writer side of you but a good day non the less. Whats your favorite beer?

    • Alexa Nichols on 14th January 2018 at 8:51 pm

      Steel Reserve (211)!!! Seriously. I love it. I have no idea why. 😊

  2. Anne Barrett on 13th January 2018 at 7:59 pm

    Hey Alexa I like my girly drinks they are good how was your beer? Have fun chilling I been watching living single it is my flavored show. What is flavored show Alexa? Sweet dreams….

    • Alexa Nichols on 14th January 2018 at 8:53 pm

      My favorite show. Hmm. If I had to pick one, it would be the British (original) version of Skins. 🙃

  3. Lamar on 13th January 2018 at 8:01 pm

    What a day for not writing and being drunk, very nice! World of Final Fantasy it is! Didn’t have much of a day, myself been moody. I haven’t heard of those two meanings for dog fuckers before so this is the first time, I’m actually hearing that! Stay off the weird fetish porn! 😉😉😉😚

    • Alexa Nichols on 14th January 2018 at 8:56 pm

      No! They’re not two meanings for dog porn! 😆 They are two different people, one of which encourages having sex with dogs. Click their names. The link will take you to their YouTube channels so you can check them out! 😁

      • Lamar on 14th January 2018 at 9:27 pm

        Oh, gravy! Well, the first and the last time I hear something like that. I give up, sweetie! 😁

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