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21b27ce77eb3bd467426bf1effb75612Dear Diary,

So, my besties house is haunted. Legit haunted. Like, shit “falling” off shelves, frequently creaking floors that sound exactly like someone walking around, and eerie sensations traveling down your spine at the most random times for seemingly no reason.

Now, this in and of itself does not bug me. I mean, I’m not ghost-racist or anything. It does piss me off, however: why can’t these motherfuckers use their energy more productively? Bring me a beer, or knock off an ATM and give me the money? You know, trivial things like that. I mean, why waste the energy to knock figurines off shelves when you can bring a beer to someone? It’s going to be one of the first things I teach my brothers spawn, trust me.

So fucking annoying…


So, I’m still a prisoner here dog-sitting for my bestie until tomorrow, which means I haven’t had any real distractions short of online ones. Which means my productivity has gone through the roof. Cases in point: Voyeur: Season 1, Episode 4 is available for May 1st preorder, the first part of the audiobook version of  The Champion’s Gift: A Qedesha Story has been recorded and approved (and it sounds fucking amazing!), I sent the manuscripts to the narrators I hired for the audiobook versions of Girl Fight, Cramming Sis! Again!, and another book under a pen name that I can’t disclose here. Maybe on my Patreon. OK, definitely on my Patreon. I just scheduled it. 😜 Of course, you’ll have to be at least on the Patron tier to be able to see…

Speaking of Patreon: when I launch Patreon exclusive content, I’m going to start linking to it directly in a social media post to make it easier to find. I noticed that, since I post every day on that motherfucker, the paid-only posts seem to get buried, so I figured this would be an efficient way to combat that. A supporter can always just bookmark the link to look at later, but the thing is they’ll know its there. I’m starting to get this Patreon shit down!

Anyway, the first news story I saw today will also be the last thing I talk about: a man was gaming for 20 hours and tried to get up but discovered he couldn’t. True story. The article is here.

That’s all for now.

As always, my loves: thank you for reading. 🙂



“I like to behave in an extremely normal, wholesome manner for the most part in my daily life. Even if mentally I’m consumed with sick visions of violence, terror, sex and death.”

– Courtney Love


  1. Anne Barrett on 5th February 2018 at 9:29 pm

    Hey Alexa how are you doing today? I can’t wait to read your book. How was your day? Have a great night Alexa sweet dreams.

    • Alexa Nichols on 6th February 2018 at 9:17 pm

      Busy, but a good busy. And you know you get to read all my books. 😊

  2. Ronnie Mullins on 5th February 2018 at 9:48 pm

    Ha my work is too. I believe a cook that past away haunts the restaurant. Cups falling, things disappearing. Hope the doggie sitting is going good? As far as the gaming guy goes, he is weak, I did 36 straight hours before and had not a single problem other than smelling pretty ripe afterwards.

    • Alexa Nichols on 6th February 2018 at 9:19 pm

      🙌 Now that’s what I’m talking about! I have no idea what the longest I ever gamed was… Probably around five hours.

  3. Lamar on 5th February 2018 at 10:10 pm

    Good Lord, sometimes that happens to me and being accident probe it occurs more with me. I don’t think that I can do this with secret announcement being pushed back due to fear.

    • Alexa Nichols on 6th February 2018 at 9:21 pm

      Secret announcement being pushed back? Because of fear? Private message me on Twitter, boo boo. You sound like you need to talk.

  4. Richie on 6th February 2018 at 3:28 pm

    Hi Alexa, I got your newest book, ‘Voyeur: Season 1, Episode 4, set up and live on our site. Here is the url to its Channel Page on our site: The book will be Highlighted this coming Friday, February 9th. I indicated that the book is ‘COMING SOON’ but is ready for PRE-ORDER.

    Good luck wth sales from our site.

    Kinky Richie
    Your Favorite fan,

    • Alexa Nichols on 6th February 2018 at 9:22 pm

      Thanks, Richie! God, I’m glad you read my Diary! 😁

  5. Kinky Richie on 7th February 2018 at 12:22 pm

    Are you kidding? It’s the HIGHLIGHT of my MORNING! 😉 I feel so close to you knowing what your day was like. 🙂 After all, you’re my favorite author on our site… AND THE CEO, to boot!

    • Alexa Nichols on 8th February 2018 at 10:29 pm

      I am so screen-caping this comment. 😁 And thank you. I love that I can draw you into my world, even if only for a few minutes each morning. And see, this is why you still have a job even after I overthrew Kinky Literature via hostile takeover: you are a Class A butt kisser! 😜

  6. Richie on 12th February 2018 at 10:07 am

    Yes, yes, yes, for sure… I love kissing butts!

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