Archive for June 2018

Dear Diary, I think Anne’s ass fractured my hand. Here’s how it went down: we woke up this morning and as she was getting out of bed the gravitational pull of her ass forced my hand to whip out and smack it. Now keep in mind she sleeps naked, so there were no clothes to…

Dear Diary, Is it possible to be just friends with someone that you’re sexually attracted to? That’s the thought that has been dominating my mind most of the day, triggered by Rebecca contacting me this morning with an uncharacteristically sweet and slightly kinky message. And picture. 😳 It threw me off my game a bit,…

Dear Diary, Let me tell you why I hate bitches, yo. I got into a verbal smackdown with one of Anne’s friends today, and this time I didn’t even start it, I swear. Long story short: one of her friends (we’ll call her Bougie) came and spent the night at her house the other day…

We up this morning I cook breakfast this morning Alexa had oatmeal and biscuit eggs and cheese and butter. And I biscuit eggs and cheese with jelly. And Alexa work most of day I was watching my show. Then we took a long nap. Her right eye is red. I went to 7 Eleven I…

Dear Diary, I put the nail in the coffin to Voyeur: Season 2, Episode 2, created a Patreon quick reference chart for the rewards each tier gets and when, and finished off next month’s newsletter. And then, just to put the proverbial cherry on top, I signed a few books for a Patreon subscriber and…

Dear Diary, As many of you know, Steam is having a Summer sale. I’ve posted about it. Complained about it. Checked it out about twice a day since it started. And as a lot of you know, I’m also a hardcore gamer. Usually these two things would be a deadly combination, but my willpower is…

Dear Diary, I’m not entirely recovered from Anne’s murder attempt yet (AKA the onslaught of malady that has been relentlessly attacking me these past few days), but I’m going absolutely crazy not doing anything creative so- Hi! 🤗 I caught up on all my tasks that had been building up (and they were legion) and…

Dear Diary, Want to know what the hardest part about being me is? My tenacity. Some people try and put a negative spin on it by calling it stubbornness, but then some people believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster, so… Why is my tenacity the hardest thing about being me? Well, when it comes to…

I went to the store for my best friend and I got her 211 from 7Eleven and I got me some ice cream lighter and my cigarette I won for staying up long. I watched Alexa a way today. And she is eating last pizza from Papa John’s we didn’t like the pizza. How is…

Dear Diary, Yesterday was not my favorite #ButtNakedSunday by a long shot. I spent it naked, yes (as my Patreon subscribers can see), but I also spent it fighting a budding migraine. It started the night before, and yesterday it decided to blossom. The only thing that seemed to make it go away was standing…