I admit it: Anne and I are sleeping together!
Dear Diary, More often than not, Anne and I are sleeping together. She’s either spending the night at my place or I’m spending the night at hers. (Wait – were you thinking I meant something else? 😅). Especially since – well – it’s just been happening more often than usual lately. My Patreon peeps know…
Read MoreMy First Celebrity Interview!
Dear Diary, A few days ago, I sent my beloved Patreon motherfuckers a memo telling them about all the changes I’m preparing to make to the site. One of those changes was celebrity interviews, and little did they know I already had active feelers and dialogue before I made that claim. I was reasonably confident…
Read MoreMy “Essence”
Dear Diary, Have you ever wondered why I write these entries every day? Or what makes me sit here and spend a good half hour pouring myself into an entry and then publishing it for the world to see? Have you? Well, the answer is really simple: These words are my essence, and I want…
Read MoreGoofy night (Anne’s Entry)
Me and Alexa got drunk last night we had fun. Alexa, play Skyrim all last night and I watched scandal. I spend the night with Alexa, I been working on my book it’s awesome to write. And Alexa went to a party I went with her. I am back watching Scandal. Have a great night…
Read MoreA Diva Day
Dear Diary, Such a strange day. Woke up at 3AM and couldn’t get back to sleep, so I decided to write – which I ended up doing for almost 12 hours. I completely outlined Voyeur Season 2 Episode 2, heavily dented three different projects under various pen names (you Patreon motherfuckers get ready) and submitted…
Read MoreAlexa, AKA Chicken Wench…
Dear Diary, As some of you know, I couldn’t sleep last night, so I decided to spend some time figuring out how to spread my time over my five author accounts and writing that woman’s story on domestic violence and sexual abuse. It’s not an easy one to write. Trying to figure out what to…
Read MoreI need some advice. Seriously.
Dear Diary, A typical butt-naked Sunday. Anne binge-watched Jane the Virgin on Netflix, I read and slept, and my bestie took her dog to the groomers. Relaxing. 😊 Since I slept so much today, I’m going to go ahead and get started on tomorrows writing, which is mainly putting the finishing touches on that short…
Read MoreI almost forgot!
Dear Diary, I know this entry is a bit late, and I’m not going to lie: I completely lost track of time in the bath. 😅 I was having so much fun listening to my podcasts that it was midnight before I knew it. I almost forgot about writing an entry completely, but my phone…
Read MoreIt’s that time of the month! 😭
Dear Diary, Despite the first of the month being so chaotic for me (and the only day of the month that I completely forbid myself to write), it’s also fun: I get to release a brand-new book, change up the avatar and backgrounds of my social media accounts and websites, and myriad other things. It’s…
Read MoreAnne’s mouth. 😲
Dear Diary, It is fucking hot outside, people! I mean, offensively hot! I didn’t realize just how hot it got during the day (I’m usually indoors working) but I had to take Anne to the dentist (34 root canals) and damn. 😖 And to make matters worse: I couldn’t get that motherfucking song The Humpty…
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