Posts Tagged ‘Good Girls Gone Bad’
Good news, bad news, kinky news, and pussy points
Dear Diary, So, I have some good news, some bad news, and some kinky news. Da Good News I didn’t wake up with a hangover. 🙌 Amazon must have read my Diary entry last night because roughly 15 minutes after I published it they accepted the paperback edition of Good Girls Gone Bad. If…
Read MoreFuck Amazon. And whether or not to send noods.
Dear Diary, The entire theme of my day has to be fuck Amazon. It seems like every spare second of my day has been taken up going back and forth with them over the motherfucking cover for the paperback version of Good Girls Gone Bad, which they swear is either 1) too small or 2)…
Read MoreAnne squirting and why Facebook sucks ass
Dear Diary, Anne and I apparently have abandonment issues. She went to her doctor’s appointment today to get the results of a blood test she took several weeks back (results: bougie-itis) and even though I usually go with her, I stayed behind so I could work on author stuff – mainly the fine-tuning of Good…
Read MoreWhat dat mouf do?!
Dear Diary, Anne is hostile at the moment. I spent almost all day at the dentist with her because we got tired of waiting for word back from the first place we went to, only to be told that she has something like three dozen things wrong with her mouth that need to be fixed.…
Read MoreCome at me, bro!
Dear Diary, Life gets me wired up sometimes, like in a hostile come at me, bro! kind of way. There is so much I want to accomplish, but it seems like time just doesn’t give any fucks whatsoever. The more I want to do, the faster time seems to go, making the time I have…
Read MoreA busy wench
Dear Diary, This has been a weird day. My internet has been continually shutting on and off, Patreon is doing something strange with my supporter payments (😳), and my brother has been bizarrely emo all day. I’ve been trying to spend as much time with him as I can while still getting things accomplished, but…
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