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A Diva Day

Dear Diary, Such a strange day. Woke up at 3AM and couldn’t get back to sleep, so I decided to write – which I ended up doing for almost 12 hours. I completely outlined Voyeur Season 2 Episode 2, heavily dented three different projects under various pen names (you Patreon motherfuckers get ready) and submitted…

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Alexa, AKA Chicken Wench…

Dear Diary, As some of you know, I couldn’t sleep last night, so I decided to spend some time figuring out how to spread my time over my five author accounts and writing that woman’s story on domestic violence and sexual abuse. It’s not an easy one to write. Trying to figure out what to…

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Anne’s mouth. 😲

Dear Diary, It is fucking hot outside, people! I mean, offensively hot! I didn’t realize just how hot it got during the day (I’m usually indoors working) but I had to take Anne to the dentist (34 root canals) and damn. 😖 And to make matters worse: I couldn’t get that motherfucking song The Humpty…

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I’m almost there!

Dear Diary, I had an impressively productive day today. Not only did I completely finish Quickies Cumpilation Volume 3, (If you haven’t picked up volumes one and two, you really should. Good stuff.) but I also published another collection of short stories under a pen name. Patreon subscribers: be on the lookout for it soon.…

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An interesting day

Dear Diary, I’m not exactly sure how to sum this day up. Interesting, for sure (and not just because this is the first time I’ve ever tried scrambled eggs and chili), but also somber and humbling. The things some people survive is absolutely amazing. Listening to this woman’s story was a splash in the face…

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The fattest pussy I’ve ever seen! 😳

Dear Diary, For those of you who came here to read this based on the title alone: you got clickbaited, motherfucker. 😅 The pussy I’m talking about is my new friend’s cat, which is hu-fucking-mongous! I mean, I can damn near ride this cat! Remember He-Man’s mount, Battle Cat? Has to be a relative or…

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Good girls don’t spit

Dear Diary, So, I somehow managed to blow my ear right ear out. To clarify, I managed to come down with an ear infection, and if it wasn’t for Anne force-feeding me some mystery pill she still won’t tell me the name of I would be in a bad way right now. And when I…

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Why my horniness almost killed a man… 😳

Dear Diary, So, I learned four valuable lessons today, and one of them actually means something.   Lesson 1: Do not, ever, fill your oil diffuser with mouthwash and turn it on. Seriously. 😳 Lesson 2: Yes, you can actually have an entire meaningful conversation with animated GIFs. This one was learned thanks to my…

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Fat girl jokes

Dear Diary, So, Anne and I barely got any sleep last night due to scoring on each other with fat joke after fat joke. I don’t know how we got on the topic considering neither of us is overweight, but boy did we roast the shit out of each other. 😅 Some highlights:   Me:…

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Staying in bed with Anne 😜

Dear Diary, I didn’t want to get out of bed today. I woke up several minutes before my alarm went off and just stared at the ceiling, not feeling life at all. I knew I had to get up and start writing, but I just had zero motivation to leave the warmth and comfort of…

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