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Grounded from Skynet AGAIN, kidnapped, and voyeurs

9ed7991f8a32fc6dd90d34c3262da96aDear Diary,

So, I’m grounded from Skynet (my drone) again. And once again, completely unjustly. See, here’s what happened: I was flying it around the house (something I’m getting pretty good at doing if I do say so myself), and kind of got lost playing with the GPS return feature. It’s a button you can push where, no matter where it’s at, it automagically returns to you and lands.

Well, I wanted to see just how good it was.

So I made it hover in the living room and went down the hallway and to my room and sat on my bed. According to the manual, it will automagically avoid obstacles when it’s returning, so I didn’t think twice about it.

Well, it turns out the manual is a motherfucking liar.

Next thing I know I hear all kinds of crashing in the other room, so I rushed to see what it smacked. My brother did too, unfortunately, and…well…Skynet kind of a little but not really smacked him square in the face. Completely not my fault!

So now I’m grounded from it for a week.

Injustice, thy name is JC…

Anyway.

I ended up getting kidnapped by the bestie shortly after and am currently dog-sitting for the next four days, so the only real author thing I managed to do was submit Voyeur Season 1 Episode 4 for preorder for May 1. I’m just waiting for it to be accepted. Once it is, I’ll post the pre-order link here. If you haven’t read any of my Voyeur series, you are seriously missing out. At only .99 an episode (Patreon subscribers at the Voyeur tier get each episode free – and in advance) what do you have to lose? Give it a try. Each episode is short, but there’s a lot of freak crammed in there. It won’t disappoint you.

Time to go take a shower and figure out what to do with the rest of my night. Probably play World of Final Fantasy. Dunno.

Or maybe harass the internet.

We’ll see.

Don’t say I didn’t warn you… 😛

#Alexa

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– Susie Bright

6 Comments

  1. Anne Barrett on 2nd February 2018 at 8:46 pm

    Alexa it’s okay you’re bro won’t grounded that long it was an accident he will forgive you. I got your back. Have a great night Alexa sweet dreams

  2. Lamar on 2nd February 2018 at 8:59 pm

    Ouch, not Skynet again! Sorry for the incident and them instructions really lied to you! I didn’t anything today.

    • Alexa Nichols on 3rd February 2018 at 5:19 pm

      It’s OK. Sometimes even I have days where I do absolutely nothing but be short. It’s all good. 😊

  3. Ronnie Mullins on 2nd February 2018 at 9:06 pm

    I warned you that would happen with Skynet. Fingers crossed that Amazon accepts Voyeur Season 1 episode 4 soon. As a V.I.P. Patron i cant wait to get it in advance. Have fun playing you videos games shorty!

    • Alexa Nichols on 3rd February 2018 at 5:20 pm

      They accepted it, and you will definitely get it in advance! Episode 1 is already on Patreon for you to download. Free, of course. 😊

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