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Good news, bad news, kinky news, and pussy points

kako-1QKacASWskMn25R3Dear Diary,

So, I have some good news, some bad news, and some kinky news.

 

Da Good News

  • I didn’t wake up with a hangover. 🙌
  • Amazon must have read my Diary entry last night because roughly 15 minutes after I published it they accepted the paperback edition of Good Girls Gone Bad. If you just can’t wait until the eBook version comes out on July 1st, you can buy the paperback version here: https://buff.ly/2qeJxMg.
  • My new revision of When Daddy Was Away, which includes a new cover, tons of grammatical corrections and an updated aesthetic can be bought here: https://buff.ly/2GEktsd. For those of you who already purchased the book, you should be able to go into your Kindle and get the updated version for free. At least that’s what Amazon tells me. I Note that the paperback and audiobook cover and content are still the same; this will be changed Monday. I’m not doing shit this weekend work-wise. Refuse. Which leads me to…

 

Da Bad News

  • I have been feeling utterly lethargic all day, and I have no idea why. I wanted to get some writing done, but my energy is just Maybe I just need to chill and be lazy for a few days.
  • My big brother has been in a foul mood all day, and he refuses to tell me why. I even tried spider monkeying him. Didn’t work. That almost always works. See, I just latch onto him and refuse to get off until he spills the beans. Motherfuckers so massive I think he just forgets I’m there sometimes (😅) but eventually he always gives in. But not today. He’s just been loafing around, not saying much, watching TV – which is really weird for him. I tried contacting his girlfriend, but she won’t answer my messages. Something’s going on…
  • My ovaries hurt. 😳 Well, metaphorically. I don’t know why, but everything has been making me think of babies lately. Like, not just babies, but having a baby. I would be the world’s worst mother though as emotional and mentally unstable as I am. Which, strangely enough, kind of segways into…

 

Da Kinky News

  • Yeah, so I posted some pictures last night that maybe I shouldn’t have on Twitter and other social media accounts. And to be honest, I’m not sorry. Don’t be shocked. You knew who I was when you met me. 😅
  • So did Rebecca (the girlfriend unit). I woke up this morning to a message from her asking if I had fun last night. See, I’m a girl, so (spoiler alert) I know this is a trick question – there is no real right answer to it. So, I did what anyone in my situation probably would have done: I lied like a rug. I told her that (taking a deep breath) I was just drinking because I had so much on my mind this past week, and how I missed her so much because she’s been working so many hours leaving me with no one to really talk to and open up with and that instead of going out and trying to have fun I stayed in with Anne and drank instead because I didn’t want to do anything foolish.
  • I could practically hear the pussy points* racking up as the conversation went on.
  • She bought it (and no, she doesn’t read my diary, so I’m not self-snitching), and even felt sorry for me.
  • This is how you talk your way out of the doghouse, motherfuckers. Go buy one of my books as thanks. 😅 http://alexanichols.com/books/.

 

Oh, and just so you know, I posted an interesting article on Patreon today: “My first job, and how it made me the author I am today…”. You can read it here: https://buff.ly/2Jty8Ab. Go give it a look.

 

And.

 

I am so excited.

 

Tomorrow is the big day.

 

Why is it a big day, and what’s going to happen?

Tune in tomorrow to find out…

😉

#Alexa

 

💡 The More You Know 💡

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* Pussy Points: An intangible medium of exchange frequently traded for various acts of sexual congress.

8 Comments

  1. Lamar on 7th April 2018 at 9:39 pm

    That’s good news on not having a hangover. That’s sad to hear and I’m sure you’ll be back in no time! 😊 I love that ass pic, very hot, sweetie! 😘😘😈😈 11 OUT of 10 in my book, Alexa! 🔥🔥🔥🔥 Oh my, I can’t for this mystery announcement! 🖤🖤

  2. Ronnie Mullins on 7th April 2018 at 11:49 pm

    Good news good bad news bad and kinky news well your lucky the girlfriend unit doesn’t read your diary as you know that booty pic is now my new wallpaper on my phone 😎

    • Alexa Nichols on 8th April 2018 at 4:12 pm

      I am flattered. Thank you. And yes, I am very lucky. 😅

  3. Richie on 8th April 2018 at 11:45 am

    Hi Alexa, I made some changes to your books on our site.

    1. I added the paperback version for Good Girls Gone Bad.: http://kinkyliterature.com/book/764-good-girls-gone-bad-/
    2. I changed out the Kindle cover for ‘When Daddy Was Away’ : http://kinkyliterature.com/book/5066-when-daddy-was-away/

    And I changed out the image I have of you in my head to include the new picture on social media. LOL

    Kinky Richie

    • Alexa Nichols on 8th April 2018 at 4:16 pm

      YOU ARE AWESOME! Thank you! I promise I was going to email you about these changes as soon as the dust settled, but I love the way you just do shit anyway. I may give you a raise if you keep this up. I might even increase your pay-rate, too. 😅

      • Ronnie Mullins on 8th April 2018 at 4:20 pm

        I’m sure with that pic on Twitter you gave Richie a raise already 🤣

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