Dear Diary, With the exception of somehow managing to bite the hell out of my cheek, I could have copied and pasted yesterday’s entry and it would have been true for today as well. Well, almost. There was one big difference: a review left on Amazon for Girl Fight by one of my most avid…

Dear Diary, Full disclosure: as I write this, my screen is… well… moving, and I’m kind of having to squint a bit because the words on my screen are a bit blurry. My only saving grace is Word’s / Grammarly’s spelling and grammar check. 😀 Obviously, I’m unashamedly drunk as hell. Most of my day…

Dear Diary, My big brother unit finally came back from Rome early this morning, and the flying spider monkeying he received damn near put him in traction. I missed that man so much (especially when I had my migraine attacks) that it took me a long time before I was able to let him go.…

Dear Diary,   Have you ever showered in absolute Darkness? No candles… no trickle of light leaking in from another room underneath the bathroom’s door… nothing. The Darkness I am speaking of is complete. Total. Absolute. Well, have you? I have. Often. And I have to admit, there is something about showering in the Darkness…

Dear Diary, My day consisted of roughly three things: playfully smack-talking with Anne, Skyrim, and eating food I know I shouldn’t be eating (party mix, Ramen, etc.). Oh, and naps. Beautiful, sensual naps. That’s it. I kind of removed myself from the online world, not because of anyone in particular but because every once in…

Dear Diary, So, I killed Skyrim. Apparently, 300+ mods without any care or knowledge of mod order or anything else is just too much for the poor game to take. I tried everything I could to get it to work again, but it kept crashing to desktop immediately after I loaded my saved game. After…

Dear Diary, I asked Anne to do my entry yesterday because I was still working on first of the month author tasks, and by the time I finally finished my brain felt akin to pudding. Thank god for her, she is such a good friend! And she loves doing these entries and interacting with you…

Hi everyone how are y’all doing? I been spending time with my family I will be home tomorrow. Alexa I know you been busy I want to hang out with you soon. One thing I miss you Alexa and my PlayStation 4. I can’t wait to go home. I am home body I can meant…

Dear Diary, I don’t do well with being alone. My big brother is overseas, my bestie is hermiting, Anne is spending time with her family, Natalie is so distraught over Poundcake’s (her miniature schnauzer) passing that I gave her the rest of the week off, and Rebecca (my lick toy) is swamped with work. I…

Dear Diary, So, I got a call from my assistant Natalie around six this morning (which is no big deal, because by that time I had been up for around three hours) and spent the next five minutes trying to calm her down enough so she could coherently tell me what was wrong. I figured…