Archive for June 2018
Sibling war!
Dear Diary, Yeah, I started it. Not that I meant to, of course (😇), but once I commit to something, it’s hard for me to back down. See, it all started because Anne and I were curious as to what would happen if I put orange juice in my vaporizer. I put coffee in it…
Read MoreSkyrim can now be played on – me?!
Dear Diary, HOLY SHIT Y’ALL I JUST FOUND OUT YOU CAN LEGIT PLAY SKYRIM ON AMAZON ALEXA! Which I don’t have, of course, so I ended up downloading the Alexa app to my phone to test this out. It’s fucking awesome. It threw me straight into my Dungeons & Dragons playing days, and I spent…
Read MoreFucking. Exhausted.
Dear Diary, Imagine oatmeal. Freshly cooked, in a bowl, with nothing else added. Now imagine letting that oatmeal cool on the counter until it solidifies a bit, and then pick its bowl up and turn it over until it plops out all over the counter. That’s how my brain feels right now. 😳 I spent…
Read MoreWhy I should take a vacation. And why I’m not.
Dear Diary, I’ve determined that there’s a spring or six loose in my internal clock: I went to bed last night at 6PM because I was just exhausted and woke up this morning around 1AM feeling completely rested and alert. So, of course, I jumped on the computer and started writing, which I did for…
Read MoreA day of music.
Dear Diary, This has been a day of music. Everything Anne and I did today seemed to have its own soundtrack, as we constantly played music wherever we were. Grocery shopping, house shopping, cleaning. Everything. Jamming out. Loved it. 🎵 Want to know what I didn’t love? Having only a half-day of writing, since we…
Read MoreTired, werewolves, and Net Neutrality…
Dear Diary, I’ve yet to go to sleep. I woke up so late yesterday that I knew there was no way in hell I could reset my sleep schedule without staying up today, so that’s exactly what I did. Which explains why the keys are sliding around as I’m trying to type this and the…
Read MoreSimmering my mind. 🧠
Dear Diary, There’s really not much to write about today, so I’m going to keep this short. My day consisted of playing HuniePop on my laptop while Anne played on my tablet, completely turning off social media for the majority of the day, and napping. Kind of. I say kind of because when Anne and…
Read MoreI admit it: Anne and I are sleeping together!
Dear Diary, More often than not, Anne and I are sleeping together. She’s either spending the night at my place or I’m spending the night at hers. (Wait – were you thinking I meant something else? 😅). Especially since – well – it’s just been happening more often than usual lately. My Patreon peeps know…
Read MoreMy First Celebrity Interview!
Dear Diary, A few days ago, I sent my beloved Patreon motherfuckers a memo telling them about all the changes I’m preparing to make to the site. One of those changes was celebrity interviews, and little did they know I already had active feelers and dialogue before I made that claim. I was reasonably confident…
Read MoreMy “Essence”
Dear Diary, Have you ever wondered why I write these entries every day? Or what makes me sit here and spend a good half hour pouring myself into an entry and then publishing it for the world to see? Have you? Well, the answer is really simple: These words are my essence, and I want…
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