Diary

Dear Diary, So my writing station is haunted. I sat down to write this morning (the next Erotic Urban Legend story exclusively for my Patreon peeps, The Patchwork Girl), and I casually thought how warm it was. Half a second later the small desk fan that I have beside me turned on. 😳 Not joking.…

Dear Diary, It feels so good to be back, motherfuckers! 🤗 God this has been a long, painful, educational few weeks. I’ve been staying away from social media for the most part because I’ve just been feeling icky, and I don’t like doing anything half-hearted, so I figured it was better to heal completely and…

Dear Diary, I’m gradually feeling better. My energy is slowly coming back, my focus is sharpening, and my motivation is starting to resemble what it was before Death tried to snuff me out. Hell, I even survived the Thanos purge on Reddit, so things are definitely starting to look up. From a work perspective, however,…

Dear Diary, Disclaimer: I am not 100%. I’m not even halfway to 100%. Half my face is immovable (Bell’s Palsy), my right eye looks like it came straight out of Satan’s head, I still have one of my two ear infections, my gums are finally starting to heal, and I have to take frequent breaks…

Dear Diary, This has been a rough first of the month. Like, way rougher than normal. I feel horrible, and my energy level has been so low that everything seemed like a long, laborious chore. Which is nothing like how it usually is. I usually attack my tasks like a game of Fruit Ninja, slicing…

Dear Diary, I think Anne’s ass fractured my hand. Here’s how it went down: we woke up this morning and as she was getting out of bed the gravitational pull of her ass forced my hand to whip out and smack it. Now keep in mind she sleeps naked, so there were no clothes to…

Dear Diary, Is it possible to be just friends with someone that you’re sexually attracted to? That’s the thought that has been dominating my mind most of the day, triggered by Rebecca contacting me this morning with an uncharacteristically sweet and slightly kinky message. And picture. 😳 It threw me off my game a bit,…

Dear Diary, Let me tell you why I hate bitches, yo. I got into a verbal smackdown with one of Anne’s friends today, and this time I didn’t even start it, I swear. Long story short: one of her friends (we’ll call her Bougie) came and spent the night at her house the other day…

We up this morning I cook breakfast this morning Alexa had oatmeal and biscuit eggs and cheese and butter. And I biscuit eggs and cheese with jelly. And Alexa work most of day I was watching my show. Then we took a long nap. Her right eye is red. I went to 7 Eleven I…

Dear Diary, I put the nail in the coffin to Voyeur: Season 2, Episode 2, created a Patreon quick reference chart for the rewards each tier gets and when, and finished off next month’s newsletter. And then, just to put the proverbial cherry on top, I signed a few books for a Patreon subscriber and…