So Anne and I are rocking through Walmart looking for something quick to eat for dinner (and stocking up on my Ambrosia ingredients) and this guy is giving out samples of some kind of sandwich. So of course, Anne and I slide our way on over there to check it out.
It’s a peanut butter, pretzel, banana, and mayonnaise sandwich.
I have to admit, I’m intrigued. Sure, the thing look disgusting, but then so do vagina’s – and I’m a big fan. So. We decide to wait to try one out.
When we finally got the damn thing, Anne (after what appeared to be some serious internal struggling) chickened out last minute and gave her half to me, while I boldly began munching away on mine.
There is no happy ending to this, folks. The thing is disgusting. Sometimes, apparently, you can judge a book by its cover. 😀
Speaking of which.
I went to check out the reviews of my titles like I sometimes do and was surprised to find most of them favorable. Even intelligent. And then there was this review, left for “No, Daddy! I’m Not Mommy!”:
1 out of 5 stars
ByLittle.She.Dragonon February 22, 2017
Format: Kindle Edition
The cover and title are child pornography. And the synopsis looks like trash too. This book needs to be pulled from Amazon. CHILD PORNOGRAPHY IS AGAINST THE LAW! PULL THIS TITLE NOW.
I searched Alexa and found this trash.
AMAZON should not be selling this!
Several things throw me about this review. One, she didn’t even buy the book. How is she able to review it? It’s only sold on Amazon, so she can’t get it anywhere else. If she had bought and read the book, she would know that it is not child pornography. Even the synopsis states the main character is coming back from college on break.
And then there was the line that she searched “Alexa” and came up with this. Out of curiosity, I did the same thing. I typed in Alexa, searched, and…came up with about 5 pages of Amazon’s Alexa and its accessories. With none of my books popping up. So she obviously wasn’t searching for just Alexa.
And then the cover. It’s a cover of a…face. That’s it. A face. How is that child pornography? 😀
And finally, the “Customers Who Bought This Item Also Bought” book titles: DADDY COME INSIDE: 30 SEX BOOKS, Family Affair (25+ Taboo Menage Stories), DADDY TABOO SHORT STORIES: 40 SEX BOOKS, Miley Helps Daddy….etc.
I wonder if she also left reviews of their titles and covers…
I doubt it.
Yes, ignorant reviews like this get under my skin, especially when they’re peppered with reviews of verified purchases of people that actually read it. If you don’t like the story, that’s fine, but at least read it before you decide – and publicly trash talk – it. You would think that would be common sense.
That would be like me saying “Yeah, I’ve never seen Avatar, but it’s a stupid movie. You can tell by the cover and synopsis. (Never mind the Golden Globe and Academy Awards the damn thing won) 😀
Now that that’s off my chest.
I’m going to clean up a bit, find something to watch (I’m taking a day off from Skyrim) and hitting the hay way earlier than normal. Which is why I’m doing the entry now instead of later tonight.
I’ll see you all tomorrow…
“So, I’m doing this girl doggy style while she’s leaning over the edge of the boat throwing up.”
– Ron Jeremy