Posts by Alexa Nichols
Anne squirting and why Facebook sucks ass
Dear Diary, Anne and I apparently have abandonment issues. She went to her doctor’s appointment today to get the results of a blood test she took several weeks back (results: bougie-itis) and even though I usually go with her, I stayed behind so I could work on author stuff – mainly the fine-tuning of Good…
Read MoreWhat dat mouf do?!
Dear Diary, Anne is hostile at the moment. I spent almost all day at the dentist with her because we got tired of waiting for word back from the first place we went to, only to be told that she has something like three dozen things wrong with her mouth that need to be fixed.…
Read MoreCome at me, bro!
Dear Diary, Life gets me wired up sometimes, like in a hostile come at me, bro! kind of way. There is so much I want to accomplish, but it seems like time just doesn’t give any fucks whatsoever. The more I want to do, the faster time seems to go, making the time I have…
Read MoreA busy wench
Dear Diary, This has been a weird day. My internet has been continually shutting on and off, Patreon is doing something strange with my supporter payments (😳), and my brother has been bizarrely emo all day. I’ve been trying to spend as much time with him as I can while still getting things accomplished, but…
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Read MoreReminiscing and productivity ✨
Dear Diary, My big brother convinced me I blew my nostril off when I was younger. We were playing video games on his Sega Genesis (I think I was whipping him at Mortal Kombat) and I started sneezing uncontrollably. After a particularly powerful sneeze, he looked at me, dropped his controller, and made this mock…
Read More💌 A trio of good emails, and a new audiobook! 🎵
Dear Diary, Today was the day of emails. I received several, and all seemed to contain good news. Email #1 (Audiobook News) The audiobook version of Cramming Sis! Again! is complete, and as soon as Audible approves my narrators work, it will be live. They shouldn’t have any problems with it, as she did…
Read MoreMy Soundcloud is live! 🔊
Dear Diary, Today has been all about Soundcloud. I created an account, filled in all the information, and uploaded samples of all my audiobooks. It took several hours (😳) but it all came out pretty good. What really took me by surprise was halfway through I was notified that people from Germany and Indonesia were…
Read MoreDeath 😳
Dear Diary, Something you might not know about me: I use tarot cards. Every morning at around 6AM I have a phone app send me a random tarot card, and often when I write I pull a card from my Necronomicon Tarot Deck for inspiration. It’s a deck I’ve had for over a decade, and…
Read MoreThe cost to be the boss! ✊
Dear Diary, I should have known being so productive yesterday would come with a price. I somehow managed to pull a muscle or something in my left hand, so that moving it in even the slightest way hurts like all hell. Anne wrapped it up tight for me, and that’s been helping, but my productivity…
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