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I took an HIV test…

Dear Diary, Taking an HIV test is something I had been putting off for my entire adult life, honestly because I was terrified of the result. And I don’t use the word terrified lightly. I was thinking that not knowing was somehow better than knowing, that maybe if I didn’t know the result it couldn’t…

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Anne’s stolen identity

Dear Diary, I was yanked abruptly out of my writing cave by a crying and panicking Anne. Someone had charged 11 different things to her bank debit card totaling over $800, all from Amazon. And it was the day before her rent was due. Understandably she was freaked and was utterly baffled as to how…

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Preparing to go to prison…

Dear Diary, I’ve been a completely irresponsible author as of late: going to clubs, crashing at various friends’ houses, letting exes (OK, ex – Rebecca) into my bed again, partying like I did when I was half my age, getting 40-slapped by Anne (😳), and drinking far more than I should be. And that was…

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What I’ve been up to lately

Dear Diary, I wish I had something creative and exciting to write about today, but honestly, I’ve been all work and very little else. Almost no socializing, no going anywhere, and no kinky time. The effects of that last point are starting to show up in my stories. 😅 A quick list of what I’ve…

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“You’re not a person.” 😳

Dear Diary, Someone was murdered about a hundred yards away from us. I was sleeping at Anne’s (it was daytime – I did tell you guys I’m a vampire now, right?) and when I woke up to go take out the trash some guy was leaning against the wall and told me the whole story.…

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Alexa: Vampire Wench

Dear Diary, If you guys only knew how thrown off my sleep schedule has been this past week. I’m become a bit like a vampire, sleeping during the day when I should be working and working at night when I should be sleeping. I blame Anne for this, because every time I come over to…

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The ghost in my room, and why my brother is an asshole…

Dear Diary, So my writing station is haunted. I sat down to write this morning (the next Erotic Urban Legend story exclusively for my Patreon peeps, The Patchwork Girl), and I casually thought how warm it was. Half a second later the small desk fan that I have beside me turned on. 😳 Not joking.…

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I’m baaack…

Dear Diary, It feels so good to be back, motherfuckers! 🤗 God this has been a long, painful, educational few weeks. I’ve been staying away from social media for the most part because I’ve just been feeling icky, and I don’t like doing anything half-hearted, so I figured it was better to heal completely and…

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