Posts by Alexa Nichols
So I’m laying here naked…
Dear Diary, So, I’m laying here in the bath (I’d post pics but since this entry is also going on my public Patreon feed I can’t 😭) thinking about my brother. Bet that got your attention. See, we had a conversation a few hours ago about problems that I’ve been having with a certain phallus-wielding…
Read MoreHow I spent this past week…
Dear Diary, Not doing a damn thing! Seriously, I just needed a break, a vacation from all the craziness of being an independent author / social media superstar (😆). More importantly, the people I love needed some Alexa time, and if I’m being completely honest, so did I. Want to know what I didn’t do?…
Read MoreR.I.P. God 😭
Dear Diary, Give me your hand and let me take you back in time about a week. I want to show you how God died, and what killed it. It’s going to be a strange, painful journey, so brace yourself. It forever changed me, and it may well do the same to you. So, brace.…
Read MoreLists, making my boyfriend come baby powder, and being an unknown on social media…
Dear Diary, Recently Anne and I (because I can’t do shit by myself apparently 😁😭) decided enough was enough and set about to make some serious life changes. We brainstormed all the things that were hindering us and resolved to eventually stop each one. We knew better than to try and do this all at…
Read MoreWhy I almost bitch-slapped my boyfriend…
Dear Diary, So I almost slapped the shit out of my boyfriend today. You may be wondering why. Then again, if you actually know me, you probably aren’t. For those of you that are wondering, the reason is simple: I sent my man a nood while he was at work. (Shocking, I know) To, you…
Read MorePeeing in public…
Dear Diary, So there I was: sitting on the public transit train, rocking my new Knuckles hat (thank you, John!), my feet propped up on the seat in front of me, being my typical little ole’ innocent self. Anne was chilling a few feet away in her wheelchair, jamming to her music, glaring at me…
Read MoreMultiple personality disorder…
Dear Diary, I have three exciting announcements to make, all of which I’ve been dying to share with you guys for a while now. Before I do, however, I want to touch on something that I’ve been thinking about a lot lately: having multiple pen names. When I first started writing erotica, I didn’t see…
Read MoreThe Dark Jubilee Revealed
Dear Diary, So a while ago I sent out a post (https://www.patreon.com/posts/dark-jubilee-is-24837836) with a creepy picture stating that the Dark Jubilee is coming. And that’s it. People apparently noticed, because shortly after I was flooded with questions, all of which I intentionally ignored. I wasn’t trying to be mean, of course, I just think that…
Read MoreHow I Spent My Valentine’s Day
Dear Diary, I don’t know what it is, but ever since I was a teenager I’ve always managed to be single on Valentine’s Day. Not that this bothers me as an adult or anything, it’s just interesting. I mean, I go in and out of relationships throughout the year with regularity (most don’t even manage…
Read MoreCreepy people…
Dear Diary, So much stuff to tell you guys about… where to begin… I know: creepy people. I think one of the most significant drawbacks to being a writer is also one of its biggest rewards: socializing with readers. I never in a million years would have thought it could be so rewarding and confusing…
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